Try sriracha sauce that is actually from Thailand. The rooster brand and rooster wannabes easily overpower the flavors of whatever you are putting them on, but the brands from Thailand are milder and complement your food.

Karateka was the most pirated game in my junior high’s Apple computer lab. This is my first time seeing it in color, because the teacher had the only color monitor in the lab, and no one was brave enough to boot it up on his computer.

I’ve been expecting them to make a Bill-Maher-esque heel-turn some day. Maybe this is it.

I was born and raised on cold vinyl bench seats. Young people today don’t know how good they have it!

With the new shot, I just filled my card up! Don’t I get a free sub or something?

You mean that if I don’t see this insanely long film, Kevin Costner loses his (unbuilt) dreamhouse? I can’t deal with this kind of emotional blackmail.

She’ll either be shamed out of existence or elected governor. There’s no in-between.

We’ve got a new edgelord here people! He’s the commenter his brain says the world needs!

That cartoon had the misfortune of debuting a month after Batman The Animated Series, which showed you can make a great-looking superhero cartoon with subtlety and nuance in the writing. By comparison, the cartoon took my beloved X-Men and presented them as if an angry five-year-old with a crayon was in charge.

Different groups of people have such wildly different takes on what makes a good X-Men story, and consequently significant chunks of the audience will be disappointed no matter what they do.

My wife, who learned English as a second language, said she found it exhausting, and I kinda agree. You know it’s too wordy when the subtitles have to paraphrase the spoken lines just to keep up.

It’s Educational!

Here’s a cool thing to do. If you are installing a granite countertop and you need to cut out a hole for a sink or cooktop, ask the installer to keep the cut-out piece and finish the edges. Depending on the size of it, you can use it for the top of a little side table that would match your countertops exactly.

Every picture of Russell Brand makes me feel like if I accidentally brushed against him in a hallway, I’d have to immediately go take a shower.

Sounds the same to me.

“Spank me, woke mob, spank me! I’m a naughty commenter!”

I’m looking forward to Russel Brand starring in an action flick with Steven Seagal.

I can imagine the driver of one of the Jungle Cruise boats finishing one of those awful corny jokes and then a bear lunges at him from above. Now that would be funny.

There needs to a kind of Clippy for old people when they are being interviewed.

I’m sure this happens to Pete Davidson all the time.