Those sunglasses are amazing. I want them.

Aren’t traditional tape measures easier to use? I don’ t have to roll over the whole distance — I just have to note the position of both ends (and with a metal tape measure just one end). With respect to recording the measurements, I can just dictate them into my phone which is always nearby.

Mama MIIIa!

This is her origin story. This is when she becomes a supervillain. A member of the committee that booted her dies mysteriously, and Drew attends the funeral. As the casket is being lowered into the ground, the mourners learn that another member has died. They all look at Drew and she says, “I guess you will have to — b…

The big question is this: Have any of these music videos ever been played on MTV?

It’s nice to see that Jared Leto is still the main character in whatever fucked-up movie is always playing in his head.

Go Flacons!

Stereotypes are such a timesaver.

I miss classic Deadspin.

I think it was standard that all incoming college freshmen were issued a copy of “Songs You Know By Heart” in the 80s. It seemed like everybody had that album.

I guess I’m one of the lucky ones and I got my Maverick after about eleven months. I’m very happy with it! My previous truck was a traditional short-bed but I needed something more comfortable and modern, and the Maverick does the trick. And holy shit I get 50 mpg driving around town!

This may be a little plain, but I always get their sourdough sandwich bread. I’m a sandwich guy, and good bread can be expensive in larger supermarket chains. But TJ’s sourdough bread is still under $4, and it’s really good.

Aroy-D also makes the best sriracha sauce you can buy in the US. It complements your food instead of overpowering it like the rooster brand.

I hope Luke Plunkett got a little kickback from this article since every game description is taken from one of his reviews.

It’s been a while since my anatomy classes, but I’m pretty sure that the “adductor” is commonly known as the groin muscle. So at the end of the race Kevin Hart was probably curled in the fetal position grabbing his crotch, if you’d like to add that image to your brain inventory.

Imagine you are sleeping in the top and a bear breaks into the bottom. It’ll be like that scene from Jurassic Park.

JB Smoove could replace almost anyone and it would be an improvement.

I can close my eyes and pretend I’m watching a talky DuckTales episode.

In the future there will only be two colors at a time. Three max.

Such a child.