Dumpsters that drive themselves to some centralized waste transfer center might be a good idea. 

So, extrajudicial execution? They’re already doing that.

When I bought my truck last year the dealership required a cashier’s check. I thought everybody did.

My favorite so far is Frail Blazer.

Profits Enhanced by Negligent Innovation $

If you like your Antarctic exploration history in convenient podcast form, I highly recommend The Explorers Podcast by Matt Breen. He’s done Shackleton, Amundsen, and many others. The Shackleton Endurance episodes were especially good.

Meme truck.

It is your God-given right to embarrass the hell out of your kids. Make them groan! Make them roll their eyes! It’s one of the great pleasures as a parent.

Welcome to Nevada! The sky is ON FIRE!

If he can afford $100K for a meme car I’m sure losing his ice cream business for the summer won’t hurt him financially.

The Bluey clip with Natalie Portman is on YouTube. Here it is:

Missy Elliott is a national treasure.

I remember her hosting a primetime special for kids in which she said that masturbation is okay and perfectly normal, but just be sure to finish your homework first. Changed my life. And improved my grades!

Will this Batman series be brave enough to portray Two-Face accurately? By which I mean with drool dripping from his open cheek and all his speech sounding like argle-argle-argle.

Don’t see this movie! If you see this dark and gritty Santa movie, then you’ll just encourage Dwayne Johnson to make a dark and gritty Easter Bunny movie, and then a ... I don’t know ... fucking dark and gritty Arbor Day movie. It’s a slippery slope...

High school French finally comes in useful!

I enjoyed this article, and I would like to see more like it in the future. I applaud the AVClub for trying something new! The only downer was seeing all the grumpypants complaints about the article, but that’s totally my fault for clicking “See all comments”.

Ashton Kutcher sounds like an excited puppy stumbling around happily looking for his toy.

I loved it and I’m glad it’s getting a second season!