Simon Cowell is looking more and more like a muppet with each passing year.

I will not be coerced into esoteric Scandinavian concepts any more!

But the guy did indeed have a ferret face.

I got this:

As a wise man once said, Cosby should have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up.

He’s got to workshop a lot of material if he’s gonna fill that three hour commentary track.

Yep. 21 days. I assume (and hope) this is it for the year, unless some celebrities get very unlucky in the next few days.

If you don’t mind movies in 240p, you can find Sleuth (1972) on YouTube.

I recently watched it, and the yellowface is hard to get through. However, it is redeemed a little when Truman Capote’s character berates him for talking that way. “Why can’t you use PRONOUNS and PREPOSITIONS?!?”

If all other purchases are multiples of 10, and earned coins always come in multiples of 10, then the remaining 9 coins are rendered unusable. If it costs 1 coin and makes 9 coins worthless, then the skin essentially costs 10 coins.

I propose they reboot the franchise as Creepy Drunk Uncles of the Carribean, as that is the vibe that Depp puts out now. They can base each entry on a different Jimmy Buffett song.

They could have taken this opportunity to put feathers on the dinosaurs so it didn’t look like a Jurassic Park ripoff.

Duffel bags — no hard structure so you can squeeze your bags into those otherwise unused corners of your cargo bay.

This summer we stopped at Snoqualmie Falls on our way through WA. Standing on the viewing platform looking at the falls, Badalamenti’s Twin Peaks just naturally starts playing in your head.

A Short Hike is pure comfort food. It’s like going to summer camp as a child, except you ignore the scheduled activities and just roam around discovering stuff. And you can fish! I can’t recommend it enough.

The Bathroom Guestbook has been around since the 70s at least. I remember seeing them around when I was a little kid.

We have a moral duty to fight against all shows that try to normalize wearing cowboy hats.

It makes me want to cry into my Boo Boo Kitty.

Damn! Four days!

Antisemitism is pretty stupid to begin with, but Americans make it stupider.