Let the pretty people fuck.

I’m pretty sure they are mainly changing the little puppets and songs, not replacing the ride. Also, Disney is a well-diversified company worth over a hundred billion, so redecorating a couple rides shouldn’t harm your precious stock. Take your financial concern-trolling elsewhere.

I’ve been watching a lot of classic Doctor Who lately, and I read the title as Indiana Jones and the Dalek Destiny. For a millisecond, I was estactically happy.

26 days this time. Better.

No video? It would have completed the age progression of square-headed white guy you started in the video section:

Goddamn, a Punnett square reference! All the stars to you, sir!

That’s what the AVClub comment section has come to.

It’s always best to believe the perpetrator over the accuser.

Bob Iger is back as CEO at Disney! That is something that is interesting and doesn’t involve cowboy hats.

If Shatner donated all his money to charity and Takei ate a live baby, I think I’d still be on Team Takei.

I used to watch Days of Our Lives with my grandmother back in the 80s. He was a great bad guy!

I can’t wait for the episode when Krystle and Alexis fight!

Any show that unironically features white people in cowboy hats is a red state show.

Okay, now I’m crying.

I’m guessing he meant “15-foot square”, which is more accurate but still not very clear.

Bad take.

I scrolled down way too far before I found someone mentioning auditory processing disorder. I feel for all of you guys that have it, especially those of you who don’t know you have it. It’s a pain in the ass.

Keep Harrison Ford! Setting the whole series in a nursing home will save on production costs.

I was just playing with an investment calculator. If Stallone had invested that $34 million and got the same returns as the S&P 500, he would have earned 1278% or $434.5 million.

I read the title as “Jeremy Strong was almost a perineum Chris Evans”, and that would have been wild.