I’m surprised to see there aren’t any Musk bootlickers in the grays. Even they can’t defend this stupidity.

12 days.

The writers are forced to produce slide shows and they have no control over how they function. The writer is commiserating with you, not making fun of you.

Unrelated, but how often does a guy have to dye his beard to keep up the charade? People are always looking at the face, so you’ve got to keep on top of it, right? At least once a week I’d think.

Good for her. I wish her the best.

Not enough quiet desperation for me, but maybe that doesn’t come through in the trailer.

Maybe Rihanna specifically needed a Creepy Grandpa type for her show. Maybe Creepy Grandpas are the great untapped fashion market.

And tell your school-age children to enjoy the extra sunlight in the morning, because if this Daylight-Savings-Time-all-year-round thing passes Congress, then next year they’ll be standing at bus stops and walking to school in the dark.

It will be another part of the Liam Hemsverse.

I can do this too, and I agree that it’s probably a self-taught thing.

He had a small part in Confess, Fletch, and it was really nice to see him again!

I would have chosen Larry Hemsworth.

Comment of the day, if not the week, right here.

Did anyone ever get Chick Tracts while trick or treating? There was one house in our neighborhood that gave out Chick Tracts and flavorless popcorn balls. Kids quickly figured out which house to skip.

He’s a shitlord with rare lapses into common decency.

Could he be any more of an insurance liability?

Is the AVClub going to put him in the constantly-updating creepy deaths-of-2022 slide show? I haven’t seen it since yesterday, so it’s about due.

Kraglin has got some minor body horror going on at 0:10 in the video. 

Upon hearing the Elton John song, I cringed heavily. The second and third times I watched the trailer, I cringed at a medium level. I feel my cringing has plateaued.

13 days this time.