Would it be too much to ask for David Tennant to do it in his Scrooge McDuck voice? And wear a top hat and spats?

Reminds me of the baby masks from Brazil.

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Bring back Cary Elwes! He has been through the Twister protal to the Twister home planet and lived among the Twisters for decades and now fights his way back to warn us of the Twisters’ deadly plan for our planet. Spoiler: They will unleash Twisters upon us!

Blood, Dairy & Ice Cream would be a great band name.

I’m waiting to read the book based on the musical movie based on the Broadway musical based on the movie based on the book.

...the castle’s ruins became a popular destination for hikers, bikers, satanists, ghosts, witches, and more.

Reposting this slideshow every time someone dies is pretty ghoulish, guys. It’s only been a week since the last time.

I think it’s relative. I whitened my teeth 20 years ago (tray method) because they were heavily and unevenly stained. They’ve stayed at an acceptable off-white ever since so I never did it again.

Just raise ticket prices across the board. People need to be paid what they are worth, and if you lose a few passengers, so be it.

I was going to suggest they try John Carter again, but apparently James Cameron has said that Avatar was inspired by those books, so I guess we are getting John Carter movies?

Lucrumaeturnum Rex

Okay, do Lidsville next!

The world needs an insightful movie about improv comedy shows.

Sitting below a prop Hercules sword...

It is God’s will that Kevin Sorbo is unemployed.

I was talking to a Ford salesman and he said he had several customers buy one of these huge trucks only to find out it won’t fit in their garage. I think that’s funny.

I thought you meant getting points on your actual drivers license from running a stop sign or something. I think my idea is more interesting.

Still waiting for the return of Up With People.

A sincere thank you to Jalopnik! I’ve been meaning to order a Maverick, but I was not monitoring when they’d be available to order. After reading your article this morning, I called up my local dealer and ordered one. Without your help I would have missed the deadline!