Miles Teller looks like he was drawn by a very good artist who just can’t get the eyes right.

Grogu had never seen such bullshit before.

We got one as a gift, and here’s a couple things you need to know:

We got one as a gift, and here’s a couple things you need to know:

The plastic on that first design looks like skin being stretched over the shoe. Yuck.

Several of these could double as butt plugs!

My wife is works for the Department of Health and she attends weekly webinars about the newest COVID studies.

The world would be a better place if all of Tucker’s male viewers burned their nuts off. Natural selection in action.

My father had a 1961 International panel truck with three on the column. He said it was one of the funnest cars he had ever driven.

As a former high school teacher, I can guarantee you that this will be weaponized against teachers more than students. Teachers are constantly being evaluated by administrators, through daily lesson plans and class visits and meetings etc, to the point that they spend more time placating admin than serving the…

I don’t think this is worthwhile if you have a desktop computer. There’s no place to mount it under the desk, so you have to put it on top which makes it top heavy and easy to tip over, especially at standing height. If you put the computer on the floor, then you need extra long cords and you can’t wheel it around. 

I don’t think this is worthwhile if you have a desktop computer. There’s no place to mount it under the desk, so you…

I like it. They should lean into the retro spreadsheet format more, maybe go with a monospace font to give it a Usenet feel.

Gillian Anderson’s greatest crime was that she made Margaret Thatcher sexy. 

I just average them. I have an average of 5/6 baths with a margin of error of plus or minus 1/4 bath. And you if you really need to, you can piss in the laundry room sink. Just hit the middle please.

Perhaps Grindelwald and Dumbledore are the “fantastic beasts”, and they are finding each other.

I’m all for quirky and strange stories, but setting them on a cattle ranch seems like an awful choice. The story would have to work extra hard just to make up for that cliched setting.

Somewhere on the internet there is a glorious chart showing which actors had roles in Doctor Who, The Avengers (British), Star Wars movies, Indiana Jones movies, and James Bond movies. I think Julian Glover was the only one to appear in all five, but a surprising number of actors were in at least four.

If you say “Mervyn’s” three times in a mirror the ghost of Kay Bee Toys will appear to you.

So, if I have a full bathroom and two 3/4 bathrooms, can I advertise the house as having two and a half bathrooms?

Kite Man!

The best white noise generator is a reliable bluetooth speaker paired with a good white noise app. You probably already have a speaker, so just find the app. I suggest this one:

The best white noise generator is a reliable bluetooth speaker paired with a good white noise app. You probably…