I had to stop it when the Juice Newton came on. Too much cringe.

I just signed up for Britbox and I’m really looking forward to watching the Jeremy Brett Sherlock episodes from the 80s. There’s no way you can top Brett and it would be embarrassing for anyone to try.

It’s brave of them to cast a dry-erase board as the lead. 

That’s a guy who masturbates into books, which is less creepy than what Louis CK actually does.

I mistakenly read “Jared Leto-starring” as “Jay Leno-starring”. Unlike Leto, there would be a non-zero chance of me watching Jay Leno as Morbius.

But what I want to know is how does Alec Baldwin feel about Will Smith slapping Chris Rock?

I saw her playing piano in a jazz group several years ago. She is an amazing jazz pianist! 

Remember that you can freeze hot peppers almost indefinitely. Sauces and stir-fry don’t care if they are fresh or frozen. Believe it or not, some of the green ones will turn red in the freezer. We are still using up some of our 2019 crop now, but we’ll plant new stuff this year.

Now millions of Chinese Matrix fans will wonder where the movies are, and they’ll learn about the occupation of Tibet. What’s China’s plan here? Even with strict controls on social media the information will still get around.

They did this in April and the Extraordinary World! Cool concept, but grim movie.

Invisible Inc should be on this list. You guys gave it a glowing review when it came out. It’s usually pretty cheap on steam these days.

Racists aren’t known for being smart.

New Mexico:

Donald Duck has been walking around pantsless for years. Slurs his words too.

Do all you Lifehacker guys play a round of roshambo every month and the loser has to write the moon article?

Given that the width of the visible universe is 8.8 x 10^26 meters wide, and the average black bear is 1.5 meters long, this line of black bears will stretch across the universe 10^21 times. 

I highly recommend another movie starring Michelle Yeoh (with Maggie Cheung and Anita Mui) called The Heroic Trio. It’s melodramatic and a little cheesy, but lots of fun.

I really liked X-Tinction Agenda from the early 90s. It was the last great mutant crossover before everything went to hell (i.e. Chris Claremont left).

Trump is doing more damage to the US than Putin could ever dream of doing. Trump is exactly where Putin wants him.

Just reading Jared Leto’s name makes me feel exhausted.