Apologies if someone mentioned this in an earlier episode, but I just noticed the portrait on the wall:

Fozzie Bear with teeth? That’s unsettling.

The reason we stopped getting cable television through Comcast is because we had to replace our cable box every six months due to some unfixable error (but only after an hour on hold and an hour of a tech trying to fix it remotely). Why would I trust any piece of equipment with the Comcast name on it?

Take a moment to think of all the obituary writers today that are double-checking and triple-checking the number of A’s and S’s each time they type out “Baadasssss”.

If these are her opinions on the sequels, I’d really like to hear her opinions on the prequels.

I would feel better about Tesla’s “Full Self Driving” if every Tesla car had a flashing red light on top indicating that “Full Self Driving” was activated.

And using The Love Boat font, no less.

George C. Scott’s expression at the end of Anatomy of a Murder is one of the best moments of cinema. You know it’s coming and it’s sooooo good.

At least this isn’t a slide show.

Update: seven months later. Still the same.

She was cleared of all charges.

Michael Rooker deserves better. And I’m not quite sure who Michael Rooker is.

If you need to remove soap residue or scale from marble, get MB-3 Soap and Mineral Deposit Remover from MB Stone Professionals. This stuff is great. I just removed ten years of scaling from our shower walls and it looks brand new.

I’m sorry you didn’t like your free content. You should ask for a refund.

Oh, Britta’s in this?

Here I am, from the FUTURE.

Now he should apologize to everyone else.

I don’t know if shoving a lollipop up my ass works, but I keep an open mind.

Is it too much to expect the cops check if the car was in gear while they were setting up their shield and waiting for backup? Probably.

Better than the Marilyn Manson version.