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Reposted on Youtube. Watch it while you can:

We have a pattern here in the desert. If we get an abnormally large amount of rain, then a year later we have a lot more rodents scurrying around. Then a year after that we have more snakes. We also get more owls and kestrels, so it’s not all bad.

I knew a couple who wanted to name their kid Sevin. Sevin is the brand name of a popular insecticide.

Thirty years old and he’s still a baby.

Any excuse to post this cool video:

Here’s my pitch: It’s just like the original Office, except every character is played by a braying donkey.

This video is dedicated to the guy above who complained that Jet Black was Black — the incredible “Stay Down” sketch from Kids in the Hall:

Wouldn’t it be easy to prevent these raids? For example, I’m sure Twitch can tell when a lot of accounts tune into a channel all at once. When this happens, Twitch automatically adds a delay so that none of these new accounts can comment for five minutes or so. If these hate raiders are patient enough to wait the five…

I found that if you go into your browser and delete all the twitter cookies, it will stop requiring you to log in. 

If the Inventory staff is going to ask a question like this, someone should at least come back and ungray a few comments.

If the Inventory staff is going to ask a question like this, someone should at least come back and ungray a few…

If evidence comes out that he always intended to take the job and the guest host auditions were always a scam, I can see him resigning as producer as well.

These are from the 70s, but I’ve been watching Space Battleship Yamato and Future Boy Conan lately, and they’re pretty good. The Lupin anime from the early 70s is also very good.

“This [sounds] so random but it’s so not: If you ever see a dog go to a closed door and stand at the hinge side waiting for the door to open, assume it’s canine cognitive dysfunction,” she says.

Check to see if your tiles can handle the chemicals you plan to use. For example, if your tiles are marble, vinegar and bleach will eat into them.

Today I learned that Cradle of Filth wasn’t just a throwaway gag from The IT Crowd.

Our range hood filters are designed to be washed in the dishwasher, so we do that every couple months. We’ve never replaced the filters in ten years, which is good because they cost $30 each and we need four of them.

The chair is a metaphor, right? I’m bad at these things.

Some people just aren’t afraid to look stupid. 

So let’s take bets. When in 2022 is this actually going to be released in theaters?