Our range hood filters are designed to be washed in the dishwasher, so we do that every couple months. We’ve never replaced the filters in ten years, which is good because they cost $30 each and we need four of them.

The chair is a metaphor, right? I’m bad at these things.

Some people just aren’t afraid to look stupid. 

So let’s take bets. When in 2022 is this actually going to be released in theaters?

Flamingo needs to be rebooted. I need to be rebooted.

Trick question! It’s a metaphor. For something.

You will not use 90% of these bits.

You will not use 90% of these bits.

If you have vinyl sliding doors, I would avoid that hydrogen peroxide/baking soda combination. Acid on plastic is probably very bad in the long term. Frankly, it would probably mess up the paint on metal too.

Here’s something dark: If you are an adult with ADHD, do not tell your boss about it.

The best part about a Tarantino Star Trek is that after it bombed he’d be too sour to participate in any interview ever again. Ah, what could have been...

The shower would be continuously moist. I’d be afraid of mold problems in the bathroom.

This “truck” was designed by people who have never used a truck.

Buck Rogers already did it:

Perfect.

Add a little Johnny Cab:

[TK TK huh? TK TK]

I just noticed that NordVPN has an app kill switch, so if you are hypothetically filesharing you can shut down your hypothetical BitTorrent client and still access the internet. That’s hypothetically cool.

He’s the guy that’s been sued twice for harassment and discrimination!

Isn’t there something like this in Snowcrash?

Finding Waldo in that pic is not hard. For a real challenge, try to find anyone wearing a mask.