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A truly beautiful car. A friend in Louisiana had a ‘71 boattail in dark green, and it looked like a sexy swamp monster.

Don’t forget The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover (1989). It’s the only movie I’ve attended where people left halfway through. Helen Mirren!

I knew it! Vince McMahon was the victim all along! It’s always the rich white man.

That’s a special kind of self-torture: having ADHD and being a perfectionist. (I’ve been there.) You’ve got to let one of those go, and the ADHD isn’t going anywhere.

Weren’t the Space Ba’Dass from the Pertwee era?

You’re really dedicated to this shtick.

This is an acceptable resolution.

Just want to remind everyone that a fun timewaster is to visit Flightradar24.com, zoom in on LA, and click on any of the helicopters to see their flightpaths. Most are cops, and their flightpaths can be pretty cool looking. Currently, there’s one that has circled Glendale about twenty times.

Thelonius Monk’s middle name was “Sphere”. That’s just so cool.

Thank you for no spiders. That scorpion was pushing it though.

Alternatively, you can wear a manic exaggerated grimace every time. It won’t take long before no one wants to take a pic of you. Problem solved.

The new fashion trend: Random lacerations all over your body!

Don’t underestimate the abilities of a sociopath. Ignoring basic human decency and morals can free up a lot of time.

Sorry. I am currently pirating Space Jam to even things out. My bad.

No offense Milo, but I’d rather get another Photoshop contest.

Thank you for the article! For some reason (probably climate change) we’ve been seeing flying ants around here for the first time ever. As a former resident of New Orleans, I quickly panicked and assumed they were termites spawning from my walls. But they are black, so it’s okay.

I don’t listen to Weezer, and I don’t much care what Weezer chooses to do in the future, but boy-oh-boy do I love watching people complain about Weezer! I don’t know why it’s fun, but it is.

Tesla stans normally have to do logical contortions to defend Musk, but I really love how creative they become when they have to defend the Cybertruck. It’s like Musk is trolling his own defenders by creating a truck that’s so indefensible. 

I love lifehacker, but these monthly “See the (random word) Moon” articles are a bit silly.