Seems like a missed opportunity to sell a Cunnilingus Batman action figure. That vibrates.

White cops beating a Black kid. Any stupid excuse will do.

Wasabi would like to speak to the manager.

I am writing this from my desktop. Maybe it’s working now, or maybe I’ve got my adblocker blocking so many things on this page that I’ve somehow made it work.

Just give me a Velma and Marcie show. Fred, Daphne, and Shaggy can show up in supporting roles as long as they stay out of the way of the geniuses.

She’s an outspoken woman with some good things to say. Haters gonna hate.

I’m pulling for him.

Yeah, it was kind of a cherry/grape flavor. Frankly I think it tasted a little like that sweet cough syrup meant for little kids, but in a good way.

I admit, that is better.

Josta was good and deserves a comeback. Alternately, Surge was boring and does not deserve a comeback.

Indiana Jones and the Registry of Sex Offenders

Some lawyers got a few hours of pay out of this.

Manly construction men seem very fragile.

Can the Kinja engineers develop a way to block certain commenters? I’m getting tired of the “AVClub isn’t as good as it used to be” or “AVClub should have written it this way” responses. Every article has at least one circle-jerk of these self-congratulating know-it-alls.

David Harbour looks like Ty Burrell.

There was a really racist comment on here earlier today and good for the AVClub for taking it down. I guess flagging comments really does work.

Because she’s family and it’s not black and white.

Starred for the quick walk down piracy memory lane.

Yes. Very simple.