More plastic that will end up in landfills.

Southeast

This guy definitely buys the big bottles of ibuprofen.

In my experience, the most common method of flag disposal is “yard sale”.

Now that song will be stuck in my head for another twenty years. Quick, someone start humming The Hustle!

This should be our national anthem.

The floor design is atrocious. The granite counter tops are ugly. If you buy the place you’ll have to spend lots of bucks tearing all that out.

Too many people think they’re the hero in their own movie.

So, aliens are more plausible than Qanon now. This is a good sign.

I think you’re right. It wouldn’t make sense otherwise.

Are the pronouns for the actors or for the characters? Knowing that Desire was intended to be androgynous in the comic, I’m guessing they’re for the characters? Maybe both?

Harris County in which state? I may have overlooked it, but I can’t find this info in the article.

So, Overboard but on a mountain?

Classic.

They should have gone with “Fat skeezy Chris Pine”

How can I trust people who willingly sit in Adirondack chairs? 

Assuming the average car is 16 feet long, and allowing one car length between cars, to clog just one lane of the 64-mile DC Beltway would require 10,000 cars. If you want to clog one lane in the other direction too you’d need another 10,000 cars. Plug all six lanes? 60,000 cars. That’s very optimistic.

I feel lucky that my ears aren’t sensitive enough to hear a difference between lossless and standard. I can ignore all this hype.

JB Smoove’s podcast is great! The best part is that you can imagine it’s Frank the Plant giving you life advice.