If you shave Chester in the header image you’ll get Madame:

I am interested to see what the world decides the outcome of this to be.

I enjoyed The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen too. Aisha Jordan, you are not alone.

I somewhat enjoyed this piece of fluff, but to all you people who hate this article:

I have taken gross anatomy and the estrema fulminea is part of the large intestine near the transverse colon.

I don’t like it when people use the word “cuck”, but it sure looks like it might apply to Donny Jr here.

All Cops Are Babies

This reminds me of a state family planning program which literally gave high school girls $100 for each year they didn’t get pregnant and $250 if they graduated without getting pregnant. The state worked out the math, and they found it was way cheaper than supporting teen mothers who dropped out of school. In the…

Plumbers love this!

Yet.

Why do you feel it is necessary to state this?

Wow! I am liking Charlene Yi more and more! More power to her!

Geez AVClub! This is old news! If you had been monitoring the Icelandic news sites ruv.is and mbl.is for breaking volcano news, you would have known about this days ago!

Why is this not the top comment?

How is Rough Trade not a gay S&M club? They should change it and not tell anybody and it would improve Rockefeller Center immensely.

I guess necrophilia does avoid the whole consent problem. Disney definitely should use this argument.

He also says Medina Spirit “ran a gallant race” and that his team will be conducting their own investigation.

When you are young, you think that humanity’s greatest invention is duck tape. When you grow old, you realize it is certainly ibuprofen.

Followed by another “Wow!” in a whisper.

Gonzo is my spirit animal.