Take it easy dude. It’s just a joke.

“This next phase of our lives”? They are old. The next phase is death.

I bought an expensive muffin at an airport Starbucks once. Luckily there was a newsstand with sodas next door so I didn’t have to buy anything to drink there.

All Cops Are Babies

I am a middle-aged white male. The AI will probably invite me over to hang out.

I’ve noticed that Lifehacker articles on meteor showers frequently use photoshopped header images like the one above.

If you like this, I would recommend the Anjunadeep Edition sets on Youtube and Spotify. They are one-hour (sometimes more) continuous mixes of deep house music — essentially trance that you can feel asleep to. Really great to slow down your brain at the end of the day.

Yeah, but I don’t go on enough dates to make a Costco membership worth it.

Piracy just seems so much simpler.

Agnostic? You know, it’s not that I believe that Disney isn’t God, it’s just that I’m not sure.

I was lucky that it came to Albuquerque, and I was lucky that I somehow found out it came to Albuquerque. The film didn’t open everywhere at the same time — it kind of roamed the country. I think I saw it in June or July. I must have been monitoring the usenet newsgroups, or maybe the local alt-weekly did a thing on…

Wasn’t there a story about some dealership in the south that sold a white convertible a few days early? I had a big Mustang book back in the 80s and I think that’s where I read it.

Wow. I can still comment here!

I love Tromso! Really cool place to visit. They have an amazing little private museum about the local nature and history which is somehow perfect.

I have used a white noise machine for practically my entire life, and it has always worked well.

If you are not ugly crying at the end of Hachi, you are not a human.

Zoombies sounds better than Zoom Zombies.

Do they have timed release caffeine pills? Take one just before dawn and it gives you a little caffeine all through the day. Seems like there might be a market for it!

If you’ve been outside, wash your hair before going to bed. It’s full of pollen and right next to your face.

I’m looking forward to hearing this HDTGM episode. I am not looking forward to Mantzoukas randomly screaming every time he gets excited, which is always.