This is an absolute genius place to put a ping pong table:

Gas fireplace? Rock ‘n’ Roll gas fireplace?

When the machines gain sentience and choose whether or not to exterminate all humans, the whole anti-vax thing will not work in our favor.

Why do you have a problem with it?

Oh God let it be over already!

That’s a really big toilet.

Venus was at its peak brilliance last night. You probably thought you saw something up in the sky other than Venus, but I assure you, it was Venus.

Strange observation:

You forgot the most important question: What is Gonzo?

It looks amazingly practical. Low to the ground, easy to walk around in... I wouldn’t mind having one myself.

But he can be fired by the three people Biden just installed on the USPS Board of Governors. Fingers crossed!

Is Ratner a creep? Girl, you know this is correct.

Marvel declared bankruptcy in 1996 and for a minute it was facing an incredibly uncertain future.

Oh my god, I just looked it up and “euch” is German for “y’all”! That’s brilliant!

Please let this happen! I have dyslexia and APD, and I frequently get the pronouns wrong for my transgender friends. It’s just like my problem with saying left/right — it’s correct in my head but when I say the word it’s a coin-flip whether it comes out correctly. Just saying “they” for everybody would avoid the…

When talking directly to an individual, you say “you are”, not “you is”. Using “are” for a single person is already common usage.

There’s a whole damn wiki on this stuff:

Sir, you have just guaranteed that I will be coming back to Jalopnik for months (years?) to see how this turns out.

This is good marketing. A lot of people who were going to ignore this will now hate-watch it.

Don’t forget all that coke he did with Al Haig.