This is a good one, but the best of all time is still the Britney Spears/Eminem mashup Oops Slim Shady Did It Again:

Hadouken!

Scooby Doo on Zombie Island was good, although I’m not sure the characters could sustain their own television series.

A tight pencil grip might be a sign of dyslexia. Here’s a quote from a dyslexia website:

Mid-Century Modern Porn!! Inject it right into my veins please!

Say, if you could put all that into a powerpoint, that would be great. 

I’ve owned several Black & Decker power tools over the years, and they have always been underpowered — both cordless and corded alike. If you don’t want to be disappointed try another brand. I’ve had great luck with DeWalt and Rigid.

I’ve owned several Black & Decker power tools over the years, and they have always been underpowered — both cordless…

Just going by that trailer, Zack Snyder’s Justice League might not be a great movie but it would be an awesome PowerPoint presentation.

“Do you like Nurburging?”

She may have survived the pandemic but her eyes are already dead.

The discovery of a live coelacanth (pronounced “see-lah-kanth”) off the coast of South Africa in 1938 was quite the shock, as these animals were believed to be extinct.

...then a bunch of people who have only heard of them tangentially hear them for the fist time, and instead of having the normal reaction of, “Eh, this really isn’t my bag” they try to prove that this Big New Thing being talked about is somehow objectively bad.

If you ignore the Pesci stuff and the massive square footage, it looks like the Panama City Beach condo of my divorced aunt circa 1985. 

When you are eating salted pistachios, and you encounter one with an unsplit shell, do you spend the effort to find a tool and break it open knowing that it won’t be salty, or do you just chuck it in with the shells and waste food?

Is it about a supervolcano boiling alive stoic white people? If so, I’m in.

Just a reminder that Highlight Reel still exists on YouTube and it seems better than ever!

I have not watched the Super Bowl since 1983, so I guess my setup would be something like this:

I tried the website, and a track from South Korea included the 100% natural sound of a couple arguing with each other. Soothing.

My 1975 Volvo 164E. It was an awesome tight little tank of a car. I’d still have it today if some driver hadn’t seen a neat bird, veered into my lane, and ran me off the road.

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