NEWS UPDATE: Rush Limbaugh has apparently deleted his own Twitter. It says his account “doesn’t exist” instead of “account suspended”, indicating he did it himself, a subtle point lost on the rabid MAGA chuds.

Here’s a link to The Guardian answering your question. Short answer: they are watching for it and won’t let it happen.

Trump could lose his family in a fire and it wouldn’t hurt him more than this does. 

Also, Derrick Evans, West Virginia state representative, has been arrested. Things are looking better.

Our 1959 Buick Electra project car had them too! We were never brave enough to test if they actually worked.

This fucker was arrested in Arkansas today:

I’ve lived in neighborhoods where it would have been set on fire in less than a month. USA! USA!

Insert “sus” joke here.

Well, he should be easy for the FBI to find then. That tattoo will look great after he develops a fat gut in prison.

I just watched Biden’s response to yesterday’s shitshow, and it was really good. Very cathartic. Watch it if you get a chance.

Grand Poobah and the Beirdos should also be remembered.

I really love MAGA Che Guevara here. Someone please give him the t-shirt/dorm poster treatment.

My guess is that, stupid as they obviously are, the rioters realized that nothing was going to happen. Nothing was going to change.

At press time there were two bids on the item, the highest for $120,000.

Next step: Send your kid to an official chess camp for a week and afterwards they will beat you every damn time you play from then until forever.

Yawn.

Tourism! They just need a giant foot nearby that guys can crawl under.

There are only 43,252,003,274,489,855,999 ways this can go wrong.

This is a whole-house humidifier we use. Aircare 831000:

I liked it a lot. I prefer a convoluted plot over a simplistic plot any day. Max Lord was a complicated bad guy. All the performances were great.