You can also see a green flash from the moon. This is how I saw it once:

Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime” is one of those rare songs where every cover of it is better than the original. If McCartney’s name wasn’t on it, it never would have been played anywhere.

It looks like you’re dragging Tinkerbell.

Why is Dick Clark’s name still on this thing?

Forgot one!

If she close enough to kiss him, then she was close enough to punch him. How can anyone resist punching that face? He is somehow a combination of smug middle-schooler and lecherous old man.

The real inspiration:

Imagine a bitter white woman shouting that across a park and it’s hilarious!

It’s an obscure (for most of us) reference to this livestream:

It’s an obscure (for most of us) reference to this livestream:

I felt uncomfortable around them, and instead of making them uncomfortable with my discomfort, I chose to remain in my discomfort.

I watch this all the time for relaxation. It’s just waves crashing on a Canadian beach, with occasional walkers and surfers. I’ve got to go there after the pandemic is over.

God loves everybody, even the stupid fucks.

“La Quinta” is Spanish for “behind Denny’s”.

Just want to take a moment to mention that the 1994 Street Fighter is excellent.

Kipo and the Age of Wonderbeasts and Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir, both on Netflix.

I have dyslexia, and every time I see the words “Cassian Andor” my brain reads it as “Canadian Asshole”. I think that’s hilarious.

Yep. That’s how I got mine.

Impotence on parade.

I don’t know much about this Jeffree Star but if he got caught out in a Wyoming snowstorm I think he’d be easy to find.

Can you name some stuff that a truck can do that the Cybertruck can’t?