Sometimes those shithead knowitall freshmen who you try to avoid in the cafeteria actually get their PhDs and tenure.

That actually wasn’t a bad answer.

It’s the mustache. Everything’s been downhill since the mustache. 

I believe it. All of it. If the guy’s name was Mike, I’d know exactly who he was talking about.

I’ve had sushi at the Tsukiji Fish Market in Tokyo, and it was orders of magnitude better than any other sushi I’ve ever had. It was even worth having a small old Japanese woman yell at me repeatedly for standing in the wrong place while we waited. It was very confusing.

If you went through all the slides, you may have missed the Pool Grotto/Nativity Scene. There is a little stream that originates beneath the Nativity and flows over a little waterfall into the pool. Just like it is described in the Bible.

Moulding Vs. Arch! Moulding wins!

I didn’t know porcelain could be made in Dark Pepto Bismol Pink.

Why do people choose to utterly debase and humiliate themselves for Trump? And even though they know Trump will reject and denigrate them in the end, they still do it! Just plain suck-up greed can’t explain it. Is it some one-percenter sexual fetish?

This is great!

Don’t forget about the Jupiter-Saturn conjunction in December! The two planets will be the closest (from our perspective) they have been since 1623!

When Grimace changed from evil to good, he lost two arms. At the same time, Officer Big Mac was apparently fired and never heard from again. Coincidence, or the result of a horrific case of police brutality?

Xbong?

But the bushtits will be okay, right?

Based on that photo, it would only take about five minutes to wash all those plates by hand.

Based on that photo, it would only take about five minutes to wash all those plates by hand.

I assume that the fast food is only adding to foul smell that accompanies this foul man.

This was a beautiful episode.

I would like to know how to “book” a parking lot. Trump obviously tweeted about the Four Seasons hotel, and his goons had to scramble to find a “Four Seasons” something close by.

More great Japanese content. Here’s a guy who just walks around Japan (mainly Tokyo) recording what’s in front of him. Dozens, maybe hundreds of videos. Great video quality and sound quality too, so wear headphones.