Makes it a lot easier for thieves to steal all your tools at once.
Makes it a lot easier for thieves to steal all your tools at once.
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Mmmmm... abstract.
Do you really have to use ADHD as an insult?
Melania looks like she found a new prescription that’s working out pretty well.
It gives you a perpetual reason to skip all this Halloween bullshit if you want to. My father died on Thanksgiving, so I get to skip that shit forever.
So you’re being a jerk out of altruism. Well, I guess that’s okay then.
Redline is on Prime!
Thank goodness the content police is here! Get over yourself.
I hope to God that someone right now is editing the hologram to say “Help me, Obi-Wan. You’re my only hope.”
Robocar is my spirit animal.
I’m against this. There’s always one or two people in each store cleaning the carts and I don’t want them to lose their jobs.
Nutella and peanut butter sandwiches. But I always use wheat bread because I want to make healthy choices, you know?
It seems like you can duplicate the functionality of this “pod” by buying a heated mattress pad and downloading a few free apps.
It seems like you can duplicate the functionality of this “pod” by buying a heated mattress pad and downloading a…
Considering the guy looks like a generic background NPC, you could argue he’s never left video games.
I’m glad someone along the line stopped everything and said, “Wait! What if we make it less stupid looking than the Cybertruck instead of more?”
According to your screenshot, Shaun the Sheep is now available as a profile icon! Let’s be serious — this is much more important news than the Netflix-mooching thing.
No New Mexico representation in the comments, so I feel obligated to chime in. There have been multiple times when I’ve seen a car in the far right lane of a six-lane boulevard (lots of these in ABQ and Santa Fe) turn left across five lanes of traffic without signaling. And apparently without looking. You know you’ve…
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I hope Flula Borg’s character survives. I just like Flula Borg.
I called my first-grade teacher “mommy” once. Seems minor now, but I felt crushed back then.