Who wants to bet that when Trump gets mad he uses the phrase “you people” to respond to her?

This might be a little advanced.

You know, with the right torchlight the cave paintings, like, totally move.

If this is what his hands look like, imagine the state of his dick. He was probably reaching down there to make sure it hadn’t rotted off.

I want this to fail just based on principle. I’m not anti-DC or anti-Snyder. I just don’t want to live in a world where bad movies get $70 million, 4 hour do-overs.

That’s amazing!

Still waiting for the Apple Dumpling Gang Extended Universe. Come on Disney! This is a no brainer!

The drawback of electronic white noise generators is the sound is essentially a looped audio file. The point at the end/beginning of the file can be obvious (especially if there’s a tiny gap) and it might be just as annoying as whatever sound you are trying to block.

The drawback of electronic white noise generators is the sound is essentially a looped audio file. The point at the…

Last year I finally gave up my 10-year-old flip-phone and got a cheap iPhone SE. The original SE, not the newer SE. It’s small and simple. I’m happy.

We just added a bathroom to our house with an outlet behind the toilet. The electrical plans were approved by the city and we passed the walk-through electrical inspection. Our city is notoriously strict with building codes, so if they were okay with it, I’m sure most places are okay with it.

I love the caffeine-free Mountain Dew. I wish could get it in the states.

We have a bidet we’ve been using for nine years now, and it’s not that hard to keep clean. You just have to wipe down the typical spatters with damp toilet paper. The caked-on grime doesn’t seem to happen. After so many years, there is some darkening of the plastic around where the nozzle comes out, but nothing that…

On a closely related note, if you are remodeling your bathroom or building your house, be sure to install an outlet near the floor behind the toilet. All the best bidet accessories need electricity, and bathrooms in the US generally do not have extra outlets.

In other words, the D stands for dick.

Probably a long line of volunteers.

You know that dental school students used to practice on cadaver heads, right? Just the heads, mind you. The rest of the cadaver was used by students of other medical specialties.

Yeah, this is all nightmare fuel. Congratulations to the artist, though. 

Move on, Reply Guy.

I am allergic to pineapple, so I’ve never tried pineapple on pizza and never will. I am happy to stay out of the Hawaiian pizza debate.

Pizza, of course. Especially cold pizza. No-brainer.