Classic.

Taken together with President Covidina and Covita, it’s been a fruitful time.

This is a masterpiece. Also they have an unintentional golden ratio spiral thing going on.

I wanna see Dolly’s tattoos! If they exist!

This needed underwater footage of Kevin James sploshing around in the bear suit. That would have given the first half a much needed laugh. Still, it was good despite it being a single-joke mid-90s SNL sketch.

Yep. That thing you just said, I do that.

Ahem...

I was a little kid when I saw that and Vampire Kermit was genuinely upsetting to me.

Daniel Craig looks CGI in that image.

After reading this article, I realize that I had somniphobia when I was younger. It got so bad that I decided to redefine sleep. I convinced myself that IF I am in bed AND I have my eyes closed then THEREFORE I am asleep. It seems silly, but it really helped. I could convince myself that I was getting more sleep, and…

Is it Saturday already?

It’s not made up! It’s not made up.

This is your response to everything!

Redline! Also it’s my favorite anime movie:

I thought it was great too. I hope they make more of them!

I am doing okay now, thanks. At such a young age it was easier to lie about my problems than to try to process it all. We were all there at one time or another.

I hope so. There’s an old performance of “Mickey Mouse” by Sparks that occasionally that makes its way to the front of my brain. It is subtly nightmarish. I want to see it in HD.

Wildest lie? In my childhood, people would ask me “Are you doing okay?”, and I would answer “Yes”.

I’m tired of the Bronco already. 

The part at 3:00 must be him as a kid. Same eyebrows and eyes, and it’s got VCR tracking lines.