John Oliver said my feelings towards the quack perfectly here:

i personally have an extreme apathy towards the issue of celebrity (part of the reason i am doing this feature currently is to see if i can make it interesting for myself) but i have an even GREATER apathy for males who believe girls are concerned about what they think

Well I sure as hell did. That was damn funny.

Cock, cunt and fuck always struck me as a complete set. All equally succinct and visceral. I can see how some would find them a bet aggressive.

In a just universe, homeless (but queer and larcenous) waif answers the ad, slips something in the guy's drink to make him sleep, then ties him naked to the bed. Then she and her girlfriend ransack his place, take anything of value, and find the PINs for all his cards. They depart after taking a few pics of him naked…

Hogwashers gonna hogwash.

I was thinking more Disney-style: Air Spud

Fun fact, your body naturally produces formaldehyde and so there's already about 16 mg of formaldehyde in your blood.

As if I needed another reason to love Terry Crews.

I have to say, I empathize. I was in an abusive relationship. I know I played a part in escalating behavior that I knew was wrong. And, of course, I chose to stay, much longer than I should have. Part of my recovery was in admitting my role; I didn't think that I could take the credit for finally ending the…

That is depressingly likely.

Actually, yeah. I'm betting there WOULD be a lot of overlap, because his whole pull up your pants schtick is one of those things that white racists can really get behind, and be able to say, "I'm not racist, I'm a big Cosby fan!"

That was one very well-orchestrated chicken heist. No one paid for that bird. I dub it Ocean's 11 Herbs and Spices.

At some holiday gathering when I was seven, all the boy cousins insisted on playing a game that appeared to involve swords and riding the dog like a horse, and they wouldn't let the girls play. A relative helpfully suggested that that game was "boy stuff" anyway and we should go play with the girl toys...you know,…

Come to the House of Waffle. Enjoy our hash browns. Order them scattered, smothered and covered. Ignore the waffles, for they are inferior to the hash browns.

Hmm, wouldn't that mean bullshark? <g>

I do a hot chili cleanse every winter. It goes like this: