No but before she left she did ask my address, sent a picture and a very nice note. Apparently the woman berating her was her MIL who is a complete bitch (obviously) and her entire family hates her. I guess the story was told to a bunch of people at the reception and it sounds like they wanted to give me a medal for…

I vividly remember the only time I went dress shopping (yes, some straight guys have a sense of style/fashion too and I have a thing for wedding dresses) and was a bit surprised when I didn't get kicked out.

Imagine how long the note she leaves on the counter is when you watch her pets when she's out of town.

this is what happens when you never leave the "sorority culture" but it leaves you.. ie; you got old

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we…

The thing that has me scratching my head (not really, I know why) is that, if homosexuality is a choice, as I'm sure this woman and her supporters believe, then why does conversion therapy even need to be a thing ? You can choose to be a cab driver, but if you want to change careers and become a bartender, you don't…

I had this terrible feeling that I was going to have to feel bad for Larry Wilmore. I always liked him on The Daily Show, but after Colbert and Last Week Tonight being great... that's a lot of expectation to live up to.

One time I worked at a restaurant with a patio. It had a bee problem, some of the servers were allergic to bees, so it was shut down. The hostess had a brain fart and sat one table outside. After that, the servers were like "the next table you try to seat outside, we will fucking kill you."

She said there was manager.

i read your first line and didn't read the rest because you're a fucking asshole.

Why is spring?

how much can you pay are there benefits

Oh what a tangled web we weave when....well, I forget how the rest of that goes. Point is, these people seem like assholes.

I hate people who always chime in about how awesome their orgasms are in discussions of aorgasmia. Like thanks. That's like posting comments about how fun tights are on articles about double leg amputees. Thaaaanks.

i was on anti-depressants and had no orgasms, a very low sex drive. told my dr and she was like, "well, the anxiety kills your sex drive, and so does the medicine to treat it!" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Okay...I never put two separate comment threads on an article, but I have to this time.

Ah, the perfect post in which to name my OKC Message of the Year (apologies to those who already saw this, though maybe you'll get a second laugh out of it!):

Thanks for the addition:

If your small child does something that makes the Duggars uncomfortable, give yourself a pat on the back.

YOU ARE RAISING A NORMAL CHILD.