I hope you did a mic drop at the end of that! Good for you! Did you get an invite to that poor woman's wedding?

I've been on several different anti depressants and Efexor was the one I remember as the utter craptacular failure of shitness. It took me so numb I couldn't masturbate. I tried (at that point of my life, masturbating was about the only thing I enjoyed) but it was like rubbing a piece of warm chicken skin. (gllurgh,…

See, that's when I usually realize I DON'T have any leftover wine. Or leftover vodka. And why can't I ever find llamas when I'm sober?

semi old joke: How do you know if you're at a party with a vegan/Crossfit person?

Has anyone else here ever shot a potato cannon? Those things are so fricking fun. (Out in the countryside, not near houses and stuff, because 'cannon' isn't a nickname. )

No one replied with #notallreptiles, yet? Oh. I did. It is a fun insult though, I agree!

And two (count them TWO) penile claspers! Octupus like cowshark hermaphrodite baby. :D

The exception that proves the rule: sausage gravy.

cowsharky, I agree with you and love love LOVE your profile pic! Cows and sharks living together and having lovely cowshark baby.

I'm not saying that he is not a hottie. I cannot describe how the Thor movies make me feel but no, sorry. Chris Pratt FTW

What's sad is that the two cashiers #2281 and #164 probably got fired from this.

I get what you're saying and I didn't quite warm up to her until she fell for Andy. The whole thing with April is she just oozes hatred/ennui. Then she met Andy and she fell for him and now she loves one thing-Andy-and still basically hates everything else. She and Ron like each other b/c both of them have no use…

Yes!!! A thousand times yes! And Aubrey Plaza has to be in it as the lockjawed blueblood Mrs. Snakehole!

I agree. That's the POINT of 3d printing—to make something different that YOU want. If I wanted some bland Martha Stewart thing—I would just buy the cheap knockoff thereof. Thus, negating the need for the 3D printer.

But you did! It's called your life! I think I just barfed up a motivational speaker. ugh.

We're with you! #specificdildo

That is awesome and my entire family now wishes to become part of your family!

Here's a story. My family (mom/dad/me younger sis) went on a wonderful great vacation to Australia. About twenty years ago. (Yes, Australia is NOT New Zealand. I so wanted to go there, even before the whole Rings thing.) Twenty years ago mean I researched it at libraries from books and it was accurate when I…

Evan Rachel Wood should've added the hashtag #firstworldproblems

Pinkham, I like you more and more all the time.