What's so horrible is that now, I, an INNOCENT person has to think about any part of his body. And that I just kind of want to giggle at it. And he has watched an Nick Sparks movie. I haven't because I cannot live with that level of shame. As a woman.

Occasionally it's served with female ovaries on the side. And a Vagina light! That's how we roll.

I might have just fell in love with you.

You left off the KAJILLION part of eleventy. Barbie was right. Math is HARD!

I'm crushed. I really hoped that Wendy Davis would win. I knew it was a long shot, but I had so much hope. <sigh> I will never give up. <picking my uterus/duderus (Tina.gif here)up of the floor> I will not be silenced! I will keep fighting!

I'm too dumb to know when I'm beaten and I will keep fighting!

I'm so glad my parents were too poor/normal to do that to me. My god, I have doll-related nightmares as it is. No, Annabelle, I will not see you. No.

You are Ned Flanders!

I wish I could remember the comedian who I heard this from, but he said that when he gets any blowback from saying "Happy Holidays!" he replies, "oh sorry, ok—ummm Merry Christmas and a I hope you have a SHITTY NEW YEAR!"

I didn't even know what that WAS until the sister of a friend of mine who is a FBF posted photos of it all over? And all her friends burbled over howww adddoooorrrrable it was?

That's Divine right? I mean she's definitely divine, but she's Divine!

Did anyone else see the Hell's Kitchen when the contestants got geoducks to cook and were just floored and terrified? I'd heard of them (from The Straight Dope, actually), but never seen one and I was horrified too. And wondered if it were a prank. B/c umm, those look like penises. All laid out on ice. Like an awful…

SHUT UP! Oh god, you've put it out in the universe...it's the next Sandler movie. Thanks DammySavis! (Yeah, intentional, b/c you've unleashed a horrid Sandlerflick on us all now.)

I loved both books, myself. I think the similarity to both was this feeling of being into a world that I had nothing in common with, but the characters were so well drawn that I felt like I knew them.

That is the most perfect match I have ever wished I thought of. That honestly would be perfect.

Geek Love is an incredible book. I read that when I was much younger and I remember recommending it to a friend of my mothers who read it and told my mom "Your daughter is awesome. A little weird, but awesome." It remains a book I recommend often.

It cracks me up that motels are a "last resort" option on par with STAYING WITH STRANGERS. If there are motel room open then 'every room' is not booked. Other than that, great story. As a person who has been so tired, I've slept on the floor at LAX, airports are the way to go. Diners a close second.

You know who I'd like to see on one of these chat/wimmens-be-yakkin shows? Roseanne and Megan Mulally. Both had very fun if short lived talk shows and they were both great at speaking their mind AND (HERE'S WHERE ROSIE FUCKS UP) letting OTHER people speak.

For anyone who wants to tell that joke (one of my favorites) Two newlyweds. The wife says "There's a kitchen. And a bedroom. I can be great in one of those rooms." The husband says, "I can learn how to cook." The Catskills roll over in their graves.

When I heard Rosie O'Donnell was back to The View, I was so psyched! Loved the idea! Rosie! Fun, funny sweet! I remembered her best from her talk show, which I loved. Got bits and pieces from the View (the first one) and really, sided with her against Hassenpfeffer. (Or whatever). I'm currently a STAHP (stay at…

When the big Simpsoning happened (all Simpsons for days), I remember being so sad when I heard Phil's voice.