Huh, Kirstie. It sounds like good preparation for scientology too! How much money have you laid out to walk through walls, darlin'?

Willingness to make an effort to make things better is probably the biggest one for me. Because it is so easy to fall for this false narrative our culture has about "true love" and "happily ever after" and all that bullshit, it's far too easy to start thinking "wow, is this the end?" just because things aren't…

I wish they made a feature length Macklin movie, even more than Guardians 2

He'd have to be killing dogs by pitting them against underage sex workers specifically to raise money for shutting down Planned Parenthood to get me to turn against him.

Adultosaur is the one commenter who can consistently write in all caps and I don't automatically have a grating screaming voice in my head. It isn't yelling, it's just pure, unadulterated enthusiasm.

We got a 3D printer from a police auction for $170. It is incredible. Our Christmas greeting this year are 3D printed cards that we loaded with the image of Eddie from Christmas Vacation when he is in his bathrobe, smoking a cigar and emptying the shitter to his RV. The caption is "Aren't you glad family is far…

Call him back up! I'd sleep with a rando a second time if it meant I could print a custom-made dildo to my exact specifications.

what a strange product line. The cool thing about 3d printing is the ability to manufacture your own design, not to get a fresh napkin ring like all the other napkin rings except it is more expensive and you have to wait a couple hours.

No, because I hated Curb Your Enthusiasm and I've never seen that episode.

"They're using male semen"

I mean, I'm gay so I'm not necessarily all up on how the lady parts work...but I'm pretty sure "male semen" is a bit redundant, no?

Internet image search is an amazing thing, but I'm afraid you're gonna need more brain bleach to unsee this one...

It's very glittery on the outside due to a fine finish of male tears. There's a different cat picture for each month, but they're all female. Each day has a useful tip for male oppression - even a calendar you can use to trap a dude into a baby! Oh and dates are written in ink made from period blood.

I actually feel sorry for these guys. The more they get into this delusional stuff, the more unlikely it is that they'll ever make those human connections they desperately crave, which means the more attracted they'll be the bitter and delusional stuff, which means it will only be harder to make those human…

Dear Wendy,

If you're asking, raccoons, love them, I identify with them. but if you're passing advice on what to say, I can't feign interest if there isn't any. I don't like small talk nor text messages, they're too confusing and ambiguous for me. I need to talk to people for a long time, so I can read them and process what…

Geek Love needs to be an HBO miniseries directed by Guillermo del Toro.

But I really want Aunt Bernice and Jen Esposito to have a zany 70s web series where they just either crash parties or solve the mystery of the week, scooby doo style.

In the olden days of High Schools past, I was a meat clerk at a grocery store. We had a very nice, mid-40's woman that worked there, and she had an old guy that would call and pretend to be her husband. We usually just put him on hold and let him wear himself out, but one VERY busy Saturday, I elected to tell…

I've tried to watch this show lately, I really have, but the underlying tension between Rosie O and...EVERYONE ELSE just makes it very unpleasant. It plays more like a hostage situation than a chat show. Remove O'Donnell and Wallace, insert Kathy Griffin and Megan McCain and maybe you've got something competitive in…

Hello Mark, my name is Speedy the Geoduck. I'm the mascot for The Evergreen State College, and I'm here to infest your nightmares and devour your soul!