Steve Jobs biographer Walter Isaacson

I wrote this sketch for (and with) Laverne, and someone sent me the link to this post on Jezebel. I've been reading the comments, which I've generally found to be thoughtful. I understand there's a great deal of sensitivity around the subject of trans, and that was absolutely a consideration when writing this piece. I…

Universal employee here (my girlfriend actually works the Hogwarts ride, AKA Forbidden Journey). We had a team member preview about two weeks ago. Gringotts wasn't up yet, however we all got to go on "bank tours". I'd wait a half hour just for a chance to go through the queue. It's beautiful.

At least from the promo several of these participants sound really desperate: "I've been single for 6 months/1 year/2years!" It can be lonely being single but if that's their upper threshold that causes them to commit to this show, it sounds like they may have some issues that need to be worked out.

I'm biologicallying female and pretty gender non conforming and almost 6 feel tall. All of this anti trans stuff makes me worry as a gender nonconformist. When I was 12 year old who looked like a boy and all of this trans hate wasn't talked about I wasn't worried about not seeming feminine at all, but now I'm…

Okay, but when has a single one of those men pretended to be a transgender woman in order to gain access to the fitting rooms? Seriously, can you name one single case? Nothing from either party's story gives the impression that Kylie presented herself as anything other than a woman needing a bra. The fact that she had…

For years, we have served customers who are in transition with their pre- and post-surgical fitting needs, and will continue to do so

So he fully supports the transgender community, but yet they have a policy about "who may or may not enter our fitting rooms". Hmmm.

Should she only be making age-appropriate regrettable choices? Like, getting married because everyone is pressuring her to or having a baby because that's what people DO at her age?

I do not understand why people feel the need to share that they think tattoos look awful. Like, okay well thanks for your unsolicited and unnecessary opinion on my appearance! Glad we got that established! I can sleep at night now knowing someone has very important opinions on how the bodies of others look!

It's literally the safest place to get tattooed, as your hair can just grow over it.

If by agenda, you mean they'll get hella more town sympathy, national sympathy, defense back up, and general bro sympathies because they're good at The Sports — then sure. That type of privilege ain't showing up for the AV club, hence the imbalanced hypothetical levels of outrage.

Our ice is out since it is the summer, but I could probabaly spray paint the locker room. They'd never suspect the team graphic artist... that has spray paint...

Before you leave, can you swipe the keys to the Zamboni and write "NOPE" into the ice? And take pics, please.

Adults of legal age film themselves tag teaming an underage girl, distribute film to others. Defense lawyer: "But dude, the law against filming, owning, and disseminating pornographic material involving minors wasn't meant to be applied to these dudes who filmed, owned, and disseminated pornographic material involving…

"... had filmed the girl, allegedly without her knowledge or consent (something the men say they had) ..."

I get that and I work with DAs and US Attorneys every day. This one is just quite a stretch.

*sigh* I'm just going to shut down the computer at my professional hockey job and leave for the day.

Ummmm, she is a MINOR who was filmed participating in sex acts. Defense attorney, you are an idiot.

The intention of the law was to stop the creation and distribution of pornography involving children under the age of 18.