How about the fact that any normal college class would have him writing a full paper ... one that is multiple pages long with an introduction and middle and conclusion and sources. One that takes more effort than a paragraph. Say what you will about how useful writing papers is for most college graduates (I'm a…

Wait, they don't teach phonics anymore? Not that phonics is perfect (especially with English, a langauge that pulls from so many other languages), but I know it was being taught in the late 80s.

I'm trying to decide what grade year in elementary school that paper would fit into. I'm thinking third. Fourth is pushing it.

Can we make "keep going until you find the g spot" a requirement?

"Help, I'm on fire!" "Don't worry, I'll built you a birthing canal!" "...."

Creative and functional!

Plus it's dark and you don't know if the person has a weapon or not. Not saying it's okay to fall into the background in one of those situations, but I'm not sure I wouldn't go into freeze mode if it happen near me.

I was talking the Grimm version. The one where the prince is dumb enough to fall for the ole "cut your toes off to make your feet fit the shoe trick" twice. In a row.

So my boyfriend just read the article and say, "Well, Prince Charming does know nothing, going from house to house looking for someone to fit the shoe." And then I had to break it to him that it's Robb Stark, not Jon Snow and that his joke didn't work. He was supremely disappointed.

During a Catholic Confirmation class in high school, the speaker (who was a mom of one of my classmates) actually focused her night to speak on how the Bible SHOULDN'T be taken literally. Not that the Catholic Church doesn't it's own set of BS, but it's bizarre to me to think of taking the Bible literally ... but…

I'm in Indiana and I've seen WAY more Duck Dynasty merchandise now than I did before the interview. I'm pretty sure bigots who also liked the show bought that shit up for Christmas.

But what if the girl (and clearly it's a girl) was wearing something flashy. She was just asking you to swerve your car right into her.

He honestly seems like a good friends-with-benefits deal. We'd high five after.

I honestly thought Harry was cute in the late 90s.

I'm always a wee bit weary of remakes/adaptations, but this actually sounds delightful. And I do like me some Robb Stark.

LOOPHOLE for da win!

So do we know what rating 50 Shades is getting? Because what I know about it from the bits I've read (mostly on 50 Shades of Suck), it's mostly awkward sex and her shopping with the money she now has because he's a bajillionare. Oh, and misrepresenting the BDSM lifestyle. There's that.

You do realize that straight women do like male bodies, right? But it's not like women are consumers or handle the finances for householdsOHWAIT.

I said this today about GoT, but it's just so OBVIOUS how they hide the male nudity while exposing women characters constantly. Remember Rob Stark's first big love scene? I do. I remember the fucking cut-aways and the ever convenient not-third leg blocking the view. And yet during that last nude scene with Daenerys,…

Well obviously that's because when men choose to do it they're forcing it onto women and when it's on Game of Thrones, women get to enjoy it for their own satisfaction ... which we all know is evil and unnatural.