I've been told by a random guy online that we're biologically inclined to think penises are ugly but like boobs because SCIENCE. And then he told me that objectifying women in marketing doesn't hurt women. And then I headdesked for a few minutes and just never responded to him.

Heck, Bob's Burgers is one of the only shows or movies I've seen where fan fiction or teenage writing is treated like a positive thing, even when it's weird and sort of a joke in itself.

Yes, exactly! And Bob's Burgers does a really good job of making jokes about her quirks and kinks but not full out mocking her for having them.

I really think we need more characters like Tina because so many people still feel uncomfortable with the knowledge that girls feel sexual desires that are their own and not for the purpose of boys. And you're right, she's played for laughs but no more than the other characters' quirks. Her mom is actually quite…

I just love how that isn't even exaggerating Tina Belcher's feelings about attractive men.

I'm pretty sure it just happens in those OTHER countries. You know, the not-British ones.

I still remember in college walking a guy back to his car early into the morning after we spent time together of a romantic nature (the parking lot was right next to my very well-lit dorm, so I felt pretty safe even when walking back) and some guys passing by in a truck were hooting and hollering at ME. I was in my…

Yeah, I read that title and thought the Miss Teen USA's talent was a combination sex and contortion and she was getting into legal trouble ... and instead it's about horrible creeper guy who luckily is getting what's coming to him. Still wishing it was about sex contortion.

But with Catherine Deneuve, you KNOW she still hears shit because she looks like an actual older woman, even if she's still absolutely lovely as a person who happens to look like a person in her general age group. So good for her for letting that shit go.

It sure did work for racism!

I can only assume the movie will just be a shot for shot remake of Birdemic complete with exploding birds and ass shots

Asleep in SEPARATE BEDS, you mean!

Yes, all those things are clearly not family friendly!

Did Lone Ranger officially bomb? I only ask because there's a similar situation there (especially since Tiger Lily and Tonto are both Native American characters and they're both SUPER easy to become problematic even without proper casting and both have white actors now) and I thought that most people avoided it like…

Oh yes, please use that phrase that actually keeps women out of professional kitchens. One that those professional chefs on the left have most definitely heard from peers over the course of their careers.

I love the "Or whatever." "Whatever else gay Jewish people say when they're happy or whatever.

And the first time a gay couple comes on, the Christian right burst through the door. "NO NO NO! THIS IS NOT WHOLESOME TELEVISION!"

So this immediately came to mind:

"NO! ONLY SCIENTISTS GET TO QUANTIFY IF NEIL IS DREAMY! GET YOUR PHD AND THEN WE'LL TALK!"

At this point, let's just slice women in half to ensure NO SIDES ARE TOUCHING.