I'm having flashbacks to messing around near my Oma's sewing machine circa 1990 and seeing clothing patterns from at least ten years before.

I wonder how many men who see and treat their ladyperson like an equal partner and friend get told they're being emasculated.

I'm pretty sure those are myths. Like unicorns. And date rapists.

Less than a week ago, an idiot online told me that men's dicks can't be objectified because they're ugly, just like how vaginas can't be objectified. HAHA, suck it random idiot guy on the internet!

You'd think a man who rallies so hard against "political correctness" would be glad for someone outspoken like Beyonce telling it like it is ... unless she's saying things that makes him uncomfortable, of course.

I forgot to add that to the list.

"It's all on them to not put themselves in a position where they are vulnerable to being abused or mistreated by a man."

I've always been a fan of using lady as an adjective instead of female or woman, so now I'm just tempted to refer to myself as a WomanLady.

It's the weirdest thing - Beyonce is a married straight woman who has a child. It is literally the only kind of woman that Fox News says SHOULD be having sex. Oh right, they're still not supposed to talk about it. Or have financial autonomy. Or be feminists. My bad.

I feel like there's no good way to end that sentence. Unless it's "Obviously I'm not a scientist, but wouldn't hoverboards be super rad to have in real life already?"

"It's all on them to not put themselves in a position where they are vulnerable to being abused or mistreated by a man."

Plus in Mark 2:27, Jesus says, "The Sabbath was made for man, not man for the Sabbath." Meaning (and I checked a few scripture websites to make sure I remembered the lesson correctly from my Catholic school days), that the Sabbath was made so that people could rest, but if you need to work on the Sabbath to survive,…

I still remember in high school (circa 2002) having a male peer write an opinion piece in the school newspaper about periods and how girls are CLEARLY overreacting. Considering I was in considerable pain with a heavy flow even on the pill, I was not particularly appreciative of him thinking I was making it up, which…

If I recall, that line was said by a terrible person on South Park. Like, you're not supposed to be AGREEING with that character. The problem is when the more idiotic fans don't get that it's satire. But yeah, that line needs to go away and definitely not used in real life.

I've been dating the same decent human being for over 8 years and before that I only went out with a few guys, so I didn't have as much experience with the dating pool and all the horrors therein. Still, I've been in situations where male friends have been obnoxious to the point of aggressive and I've frozen because…

I guess it's good to know that America isn't the only country that's just super dooper racist?

My mom is very conservative in a lot of aspects (I had to watch Fox News on Christmas morning at their house this year and let me tell you, that was FUN), but she got me on birth control as soon as my periods got painful because she knew it would help me.

Well, according to that #liestoldbyfemales hashtag, all women want to trick men into impregnating them, so I really don't see why we're even TALKING about birth control!

I'm doing the math in my head of how many months of student loan bills that would be for me. I mean, good for you if you can afford to drop that kind of money on stuff you want, but yeah, that seems pretty ridiculous for what you're getting.

Doesn't that just show how messed up our culture is? Women are conditioned to not make waves even when men are the ones being incredibly rude. And that's not a slant towards you because I could see myself doing the same thing easily in that situation. It's just horrible that this is how we're taught.