During a Catholic Confirmation class in high school, the speaker (who was a mom of one of my classmates) actually focused her night to speak on how the Bible SHOULDN'T be taken literally. Not that the Catholic Church doesn't it's own set of BS, but it's bizarre to me to think of taking the Bible literally ... but…

I'm in Indiana and I've seen WAY more Duck Dynasty merchandise now than I did before the interview. I'm pretty sure bigots who also liked the show bought that shit up for Christmas.

But what if the girl (and clearly it's a girl) was wearing something flashy. She was just asking you to swerve your car right into her.

He honestly seems like a good friends-with-benefits deal. We'd high five after.

I honestly thought Harry was cute in the late 90s.

LOOPHOLE for da win!

So do we know what rating 50 Shades is getting? Because what I know about it from the bits I've read (mostly on 50 Shades of Suck), it's mostly awkward sex and her shopping with the money she now has because he's a bajillionare. Oh, and misrepresenting the BDSM lifestyle. There's that.

You do realize that straight women do like male bodies, right? But it's not like women are consumers or handle the finances for householdsOHWAIT.

I said this today about GoT, but it's just so OBVIOUS how they hide the male nudity while exposing women characters constantly. Remember Rob Stark's first big love scene? I do. I remember the fucking cut-aways and the ever convenient not-third leg blocking the view. And yet during that last nude scene with Daenerys,…

Well obviously that's because when men choose to do it they're forcing it onto women and when it's on Game of Thrones, women get to enjoy it for their own satisfaction ... which we all know is evil and unnatural.

I've been told by a random guy online that we're biologically inclined to think penises are ugly but like boobs because SCIENCE. And then he told me that objectifying women in marketing doesn't hurt women. And then I headdesked for a few minutes and just never responded to him.

Heck, Bob's Burgers is one of the only shows or movies I've seen where fan fiction or teenage writing is treated like a positive thing, even when it's weird and sort of a joke in itself.

Yes, exactly! And Bob's Burgers does a really good job of making jokes about her quirks and kinks but not full out mocking her for having them.

I really think we need more characters like Tina because so many people still feel uncomfortable with the knowledge that girls feel sexual desires that are their own and not for the purpose of boys. And you're right, she's played for laughs but no more than the other characters' quirks. Her mom is actually quite…

I just love how that isn't even exaggerating Tina Belcher's feelings about attractive men.

I'm pretty sure it just happens in those OTHER countries. You know, the not-British ones.

I still remember in college walking a guy back to his car early into the morning after we spent time together of a romantic nature (the parking lot was right next to my very well-lit dorm, so I felt pretty safe even when walking back) and some guys passing by in a truck were hooting and hollering at ME. I was in my…

Yeah, I read that title and thought the Miss Teen USA's talent was a combination sex and contortion and she was getting into legal trouble ... and instead it's about horrible creeper guy who luckily is getting what's coming to him. Still wishing it was about sex contortion.

But with Catherine Deneuve, you KNOW she still hears shit because she looks like an actual older woman, even if she's still absolutely lovely as a person who happens to look like a person in her general age group. So good for her for letting that shit go.

It sure did work for racism!