I can only assume the movie will just be a shot for shot remake of Birdemic complete with exploding birds and ass shots

Asleep in SEPARATE BEDS, you mean!

Yes, all those things are clearly not family friendly!

Did Lone Ranger officially bomb? I only ask because there's a similar situation there (especially since Tiger Lily and Tonto are both Native American characters and they're both SUPER easy to become problematic even without proper casting and both have white actors now) and I thought that most people avoided it like…

Oh yes, please use that phrase that actually keeps women out of professional kitchens. One that those professional chefs on the left have most definitely heard from peers over the course of their careers.

I love the "Or whatever." "Whatever else gay Jewish people say when they're happy or whatever.

And the first time a gay couple comes on, the Christian right burst through the door. "NO NO NO! THIS IS NOT WHOLESOME TELEVISION!"

So this immediately came to mind:

"NO! ONLY SCIENTISTS GET TO QUANTIFY IF NEIL IS DREAMY! GET YOUR PHD AND THEN WE'LL TALK!"

At this point, let's just slice women in half to ensure NO SIDES ARE TOUCHING.

I'm having flashbacks to messing around near my Oma's sewing machine circa 1990 and seeing clothing patterns from at least ten years before.

I wonder how many men who see and treat their ladyperson like an equal partner and friend get told they're being emasculated.

I'm pretty sure those are myths. Like unicorns. And date rapists.

Less than a week ago, an idiot online told me that men's dicks can't be objectified because they're ugly, just like how vaginas can't be objectified. HAHA, suck it random idiot guy on the internet!

You'd think a man who rallies so hard against "political correctness" would be glad for someone outspoken like Beyonce telling it like it is ... unless she's saying things that makes him uncomfortable, of course.

I forgot to add that to the list.

"It's all on them to not put themselves in a position where they are vulnerable to being abused or mistreated by a man."

I've always been a fan of using lady as an adjective instead of female or woman, so now I'm just tempted to refer to myself as a WomanLady.

It's the weirdest thing - Beyonce is a married straight woman who has a child. It is literally the only kind of woman that Fox News says SHOULD be having sex. Oh right, they're still not supposed to talk about it. Or have financial autonomy. Or be feminists. My bad.

I feel like there's no good way to end that sentence. Unless it's "Obviously I'm not a scientist, but wouldn't hoverboards be super rad to have in real life already?"