Good night sweet, paste-eating prince.

Daniel Jones will be kind of okay.

Problem is - as others have pointed out - Hinkie needed only a handful of guys to turn things around. (And let’s be honest, were the years of hot garbage worth a second round exit from the playoffs?)

Now I kinda want to get a picture of me in that pose (or slap my face on Darnold’s) and then change “Mononucleosis” to whatever ailment I’m suffering from that particular day so I can email that in to my coworkers when I’m not coming in.

Eh, whoever the Dolphins get, will suck. He’ll have a shit team around him, and a shit coaching staff above him.

Maybe their plan is to draft 4 1st rounders at WR, it worked for the Lions.

This is what I don’t understand. Why are people so sold on Tua? His accuracy and numbers are through the roof because he has 4 first-rounders at wideout. They are so open I can hit them. In the 3 games in which Tua played against elite competition (LSU, Georgia and Clemson) his numbers plummeted. Plus he appears to be…

What does Flores even tell his players before games?

Marlins, Dolphins...jeez.  It’s pretty clear that the only professional sports team in Florida that doesn’t suck is Florida State.

We’ve had two teams - Detroit Lions, Cleveland Browns - go 0-16 in a season and the Browns just recently pulled off a 1-31 two-year stinkfest. I was going to jump in with the worst ever team - the 1976-77 Tampa Bay Buccaneers, ah the Yucs - but you said no expansion teams so they miss the cut.

It takes real dedication to the paper-bag-over-the-head shtick to sport one when the heat index is 102 degrees.

I don’t think this article is arguing one way or the other. The takeaway that I had is the entire discussion around this matter is seen almost exclusively through the male gaze, which shapes the discussion and decisions that follow.

You created a kinja account just to write that.

Big Ben with nothing to do must be a Steel-Town stripper nightmare.

The irony is that Brown did something Big Ben would do. Now its Big Ben out for the season.

Guys, I’m starting to think that Antonio Brown might be an asshole.

“Whatever, haters, you’re just mad because he’s on the Patriots!”

He clearly typed IDGOD after the first quarter.

Maureen Dowd: “Let me eat cake”