As someone who worked at gamestop a long time, I guarantee they will do everything they can to get people not to buy the digital only xbox. 

“Dear, are you reading OldBeigeGuy puns on the toilet again?”

Bowl? Try using a small mirror.

Your teeth end up in crumbs after eating them, too. 

Grape Nuts start as a box of crumbs.

You can’t actually see the hand shake. And Mayfield does seem to wiggle his hands a bit at the end. It could easily be a hand slap rather than an actual shake.

Many there (and I’m inclined to sympathize) feel that they have the most talented roster in the NFC, and the only reason the results they’ve won 10.5 of their last 20 rather than 15ish is Mike Zimmer being a football caveman in terms of offensive gameplan. They would say the only reason you think they aren’t capable…

Works at T-Mobile, drives a 12-year-old BMW, and is known by all of the 17-to-22-year-old women in Fort Lauderdale as a person to avoid.

Just for fun, somebody introduce him to cocaine. I want to see what happens.

BUTLER BANKAI!

Just a little extra work while y’all in your third dream.

There's also the possibility that reducing the number of games will lead to increased demand per game. What I'm trying to say is, 162 games is a lot.

I shall invent a device that alerts Dolphins fans when they are being erroneously charged for purchases. It will emit a Dolphin-call shriek if a skimmer is used to rack up a fraudulent charge. I will call it “the Miami Sound Machine.”

The only downside of a speedy Sam Darnold recovery is that at the end Sam Darnold is able to be your team’s quarterback.

Well... I would give the Vikings faithful a ray of hope in saying Teddy’s a free agent at the end of the year but then again it’s that damn guaranteed contract they gave their QB1.

The hole from which the deuce drops is not worthy of praise.

I didn’t hear that last part, could you speak up please?

Let’s not forget he turned down more money from The Jets. That would have been absolutely perfect.

You know who looked better than Kirk Cousins yesterday? Teddy Bridgewater. You like that?