I bought one after I was forced to leave behind a pinball machine after moving between cities. I said to myself NEVER AGAIN.

WHY DO THEY HURT SO MUCH. WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS.

+1 probate court

The nice thing about my YMCA is that there are a lot of long hallways you can wander down if you need a few seconds out of the weightroom. I’ll often walk a circuit midway through my workout just to clear my head a bit and force myself to catch my breath.

I think you’ve now proven via logic what we’ve all long suspected: people at all levels of government with access to classified information actively withhold information from him (or otherwise play dumb with him regarding what information they actually have or can provide) because they know he’s unfit for office.

Counterpoint: no one should root for the Cardinals. Ever.

He’s selfish, insane, and probably a rapist.

The WWII museum is bizarre insofar as the overlap between people who would go to a war museum and the people who find themselves in New Orleans on vacation is a group of people I REALLY don’t want to be around.

The only way he’d be onboard for this ridiculousness is if he had a guaranteed contract. Which he does, so he’s full suck ahead.

I agree with all your points save for the fact that Daniel Jones doesn’t need to play a decent game in these circumstances. So long as he has both legs still and can make it to the field the Giants will win.

TOO SOON

There are a lot of basketball and baseball games in their given seasons. Players get lucky, teams get hot, and coaching strategies can develop - all of which can happen in a single game as much as it can over a season. Even a tanking team has players that can develop and become worth watching in a way that gives you…

This is like a teenage sitcom’s idea of how asking someone to prom works.

Alternate jobs for Mr. Minshew include

Unfortunately. I can already see the New York Post headlines now.

If you tank in basketball you still get to watch your team play and occasionally win with players that are worth following and will form the foundation of a later, greater team.

I’d be down with this if the offensive line weren’t poised to be the worst in the NFL.

It’s pretty much guaranteed that any open greenspace in Miami was once a garbage pit that got grass planted on top. See also the park next to where I grew up in Coconut Grove. (This isn’t just Miami btw - your favorite park in NYC might have been a potters field at one point.)

You forgot where they also get electrocuted and we see their skeleton somehow.