“...showed that CIN 35 was off balance after contact by WAS 13"

Everything about this is accurate except failing to mention chicken tender subs. 

The “key” to the key lime pie: squeeze a lime wedge over the top before serving. This makes any storebought pie a million times better although Publix’s is basically the best you can buy as-is.

The Rodgers Packers right now are basically the 1995 Marino Dolphins.

My first real football memory is the 49ers - Bengals Superbowl that was played at Joe Robbie Stadium in my hometown of Miami.

They’ll be even cheaper when the C8 actually launches. This is a very different situation from normal new model roll-outs.

Hot take: spoiler paranoia has ruined criticism. 

When someone is nice to you in Philadelphia that’s when you know something has gone horribly wrong. 

I lived in Tallahassee for a span of years and dated a woman who lived in Gainesville but was from Jacksonville. I’m originally from Miami and grew up going to Hurricanes games.

Floridians: That’s Jacksonville. 

pretty much all of Batman’s Rogues Gallery was combined and the result was Richie Incognito.

Oh I forgot to mention: this was in 2013 when they lost 6 straight before going against the Vikings who were terrible? Everyone was excited that they were finally going to win a game and thus much drunker than normal.

The one and only New York Giants game I have been to featured people powerdrinking on the path train and some Rob Ford lookalike in an upside down backwards FSU visor messing with the back of a kid’s head in such a way that the dad the next row down went ballistic on him and called security.

I recently officiated a wedding in which we opened with the following:

How many of these can be combined and thus exponentially worsened? I’d argue all of them.

Player salaries are a function of scarcity of talent. Talent that fans, many of whom can at least casually play the game they’re watching, can’t really fathom having nor understand the work that went into developing.

You’re probably overestimating my intelligence on a slew of other topics as well. 

A couple have been more gristle than meat, sure, but when he’s had enough time to work on a good subject he has no equal here.

The flaw here being that those disgruntled young stars aren’t going to force their way out of a third tier city with a disgruntled/nonexistent fanbase to go play in ANOTHER third tier city with a disgruntled/nonexistent fanbase?  

The MLB has an issue wherein they would prefer their fanbase to be old white dudes with cash to blow on cable packages YET somehow scratch their heads as to why their sport isn’t more popular.