Thalidomide.

Kobe Fans Have Beef with Well Done Ranking

As dumb as this all is, I LOVE that Ben Chapino decided to jump in and defend Kobe by noting that he had THREE pretty okay years. Even by Ben’s own metrics Kobe was still not even a top 10 player in those three fucking years!

Ben, my tiny, tiny dude. “Just behind Brandon Jennings, and ahead of Jared Dudley” isn’t doing the work you think it’s doing.

went to college there, left, will never go back. To sum up my experience in the best Wisconsin way, I had a higher up co-worker say to me “you’ve got a bright future, but if you want to move up you need a new girlfriend.” She was Asian. That didn’t go over in WI. I left and married her. 

Their fanbase is a Ted Nugent song come to life.

“They bask in their whole bullshit “community” status not because they want to welcome you in, but because they want to cast you out.”

Mark my words, it’s going to get real bad.

My younger sister moved up to Milwaukee a few years ago for work and began dating a die-hard Packers fan shortly after. They are set to be married next month. I’ve ignored the fact that he bought her a Rodgers jersey and that she’s worn it, love will make you do stupid things, and I’ve retaliated by giving her Bears…

Get some regression to the mean in your gambling life

Of greater note here is that the all-but-dead Mets are now .500 and just 2.5 out of a WC spot.

Hitting a home run off deGrom is impressive. I hope this kid winds up on a Major League club soon!

Weird, those gloves fit just fine before being soaked in blood and drying.

What a waste of a cool helmet. 

Not with the Bengals.

You’ve got Team MAGA, the Perpetual Victims, and the Cheap Shot Artists (TM).

I remember them, but mainly because I think that the best PR move the NFL could make would be to simply disband the AFC North.

For some reason when I looked at the article photo, I imagined that both QBs are listening to the Ducktales theme song.

Yeah, the kid going to a misogynist rally straight out of The Handmaid’s Tale with a MAGA hat and that obnoxious smirk, followed by filing numerous nuisance lawsuits demanding hundreds of millions of dollars in “emotional compensation” against every news organization their asshole family could think of to the left of…

If he was wearing a MAGA hat, which by all accounts he was, he can go fuck himself.