I legitimately forgot that the Bengals were a team until I went to Deadspin’s front page and saw this article. Every once in a while I’ll see their uniform and be like “Oh, right, shit, the Bengals exist!”. Anytime I try and name all 32 teams in the NFL, I have to rack my brain for five minutes to remember the fourth…

Holy shit. This may be the darkest, most depressing entry in the history of this series:

Hard Knocks should be filmed before a live studio audience and have Rex Ryan show up a couple times each season looking for snacks

I think either of them is a good value, and has a performance envelope much larger than 99.99% of the drivers and 100% of the public roads.

If I was in that market, I’d be really tempted to get a 50k C7, rather than wait more than a year for a “60k” C8 (which will probably be closer to 80 than 60).

Wouldnt care. Because I wouldn't have to pay the markup for getting it "early"

Huh... Maybe contact family that owns a GM dealership?

Probably found the frame crack these cars are known for. 

Hmmm..... Current owner has only had it a few months....And seems to be much lower than the dealership was selling it for.  

Carfax available at this link:

2010 R8 Quattro

Right? That was my first thought. That’s what I did when I saw Sleep in June.

The Bills once being Super Bowl contenders is like the Republican Party once championing black civil rights: a historical fact that seems like a myth and also something that will never, ever happen again. 

Nathan Peterman once burned his tongue on a room temperature unsalted cashew.

I’ve been to Buffalo twice.

The only thing that sucks now is I have to have tickets on my smartphone instead of paper tickets, and with the new policy, I have to pay international roaming charges on my cell phone to use my ticket.

You spoiled the end of GoT with your username. Hypocrite.

If your enjoyment of a movie is ruined by a spoiler, you are far too reliant on cheap surprise plots for entertainment. And if a Tarantino movie is ruined by a spoiler, you were going to be disappointed by the movie anyway.

Giving you a star while you are still out of the greys.

You’re a penis.

Spoiler alert: In an article about what happens in a movie, what happens in the movie will be discussed. If you do not wish to be exposed to what happens in the movie, do not read an article about what happens in the movie.

I thought it was all a fever dream and the real child abusers were the friends we made along the way

I remember watching it in early ‘93 because we had HBO at the time, my Mom saw what was ostensibly a family film coming up and said “Eh, maybe the kid will like this.” I most definitely did not, but I felt compelled to stick with it to the end. Even at 7 or 8 years old, I could tell the movie wasn’t taking place in a…