“Also, the Lightning choked.”

This pretty much sums up Tampa.

Vladimir:

What’s the fastest speed that you can comfortably sip a mocha-frap at with the top down?

Overall, this one is subpar. These are disappointing entries and comments from readers. And then you realize that the Raiders have now raised the art of self-pwnage to unattainable heights, they are alone in the stratosphere, gazing down at the mere Buccaneers and Browns below them.

Obligatory.

We play in a stadium that is mostly known for sewage backups & being the second most dangerous stadium parking lot in America.

Try reading that Gruden challenge flag tweet and not imagining our Orange Nightmare in the White House saying it. I dare you.

WWE programming sucks at the moment, but I’m still going to say this is an insult to WWE programming.

I always find WYTS to be a little depressing — so much incompetence, and so many shitty people as fans. Even when we get to the good teams, it’s a tough read at times.

Think of the headlines when Incognito eats a live human baby in the locker room during Hark Knocks filming!

“How much you wanna make a bet I can move this team over them mountains?” - Uncle Mark

Vontaze Burfict, .... Richie Incognito.

Mark Davis telling the Oakland fanbase he wants to win a title for us before moving to Vegas is basically like telling your wife you’ll get her that diamond necklace she’s always wanted before you divorce her for a stripper.

I’ve not watched a single episode of Hard Knocks since its inception, but because the Raiders Traveling Clown Car Show is featured, I’ll be tuning in for every damn episode this year. Cannot wait.

Al Davis, 70s: Lenin

I legit feel bad for Derek Carr. I don’t think he was ever on to road to being a great QB, but there was a time when it felt like he was going to be a good one. And now we are in this horrid mess where we seriously have to both listen to him explain how he wasn’t crying on the field while completely understanding how…

“Thank god for the Sabol family and the NFL Films archives because without the footage there’s no way in hell you could convince anyone under 35 that the Raiders were once a winning franchise.”

The Raiders are like the pigs in Animal Farm. One time revolutionaries (Al Davis hired minority coaches about three decades before the NFL even paid lip service to the idea) who have degenerated into a farce of themselves.

The Raiders are the embodiment of the guy that goes out of his way to bump you on the sidewalk, then trips over his own feet when he tries to turn around and start something