I’m sure you can have it for $350 if you ask politely.

The Mets are waiting for a good offer, like three magic beans or a can’t miss investment opportunity.

Counterpoint: it would be exceedingly stupid for the Mets to dump Thor just to MAKE A TRADE! The Jays have Stroman under contract through 2020. Why on earth should they trade him for the Yankees 30th best prospect just to SHAKE THINGS UP?

“There are two types of shitty small businesses in Northern New Jersey. One is run by old-money fuddy duddies and has not changed anything since its hideous patriarch started it several generations ago. That’s the Giants. The other is an adult novelty shop run by men who wear a lot of gold jewelry and yell all the…

That man is Smeagol just before he finds the Precious.

THIS! This right here is your submission. You’re so desperate for football that you’re commenting in a Jets WYTS article on a Redskins WYTS comment and yet you feel so apathetic about the Lions you can’t be bothered to email. That’s Lions fandom in a nutshell.

I feel the same about the Lions and this year I won’t have to wait very long.

Another reason he keeps getting hired is he repeatedly finds himself out of a job.

this is the best commissioner for the day post yet. 

The Jets had a moment there this winter, while the Giants were imploding.  Daniel Jones, trading OBJ, general awfulness.  They looked down on us Giants fans and for a brief moment we avoided their glances.  Then the crazy eyes coach got the GM fired, and all was back to where it should be.  Both teams will suck no…

Actually, hold my non-caffeinated cola, please 

Utah Jazz:  Hold my beer please!

Compare Houston to Dallas for the core demographic of the NBA and you have your answer (incidentally, Boston will ALSO have this problem forever)

Oh won’t someone please think of the billionaires that own sports teams in shitty cities!

NBA owners, fix your antiquated rules.

Hey, guys. What’s the scene?

WHY IS IT 3RD AND LONG AGAIN

“The reason I keep getting hired is culture,” Williams said. “Culture beats strategy any day of the week.”

Our quarterback suffered a traumatic brain injury after hosting an awards show in New York City last winter.