I, for one, was looking forward to paying for fresh Mets coverage from The Pathetic

You know how the Dolphins drafted Ryan Tannehill and then spent seven years chronically deluded that THIS would be his breakout year?

The 49ers are not a San Francisco team anymore. Santa Clara is a town far away from San Francisco that has its own merits, but the 49ers are just another guy on the peninsula who says when asked that they live in SF, then when pressed as to which neighborhood, admit Santa Clara. Santa Clara is not San Francisco.

Iiiiiiiin south Philadelphia with my mom
Up the first-base line was where I had my glove on
Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ in my seat
And a foul ball comes shootin’ outside of my reach
When the only other kid who gave the slightest shit
Started out first and beat me to it
He got one little hug when he handed me the ball
McCart…

I doubt he’ll be there the whole season...give Miami a couple months before they realize that adding him gives them a much better shot and they relent on the draft picks.  I don’t think the trade got hung up over the Thunder wanting the Heat to be bad, rather not wanting to have to give up protections or give back…

I, for one, look forward to Steven Adams appearing in the State Farm commercials.

Free Chris Paul

But also, don’t bank too much on a customer base that’s aging out/dying off. Or you’ll actually end up like Harely Davidson.

At the end of the day, it’s about the same thing as everything else. The bottom line. A place like OKC being able to offer the supermax is about selling jerseys, selling luxury suites, and tv. Parity is not in the interest of owners, dollars are. Owners don’t care about GMs and deals and drafts and all of that…

Under getting hit by a bus made of javelins.

The jumbotron shell game got too easy. When everyone knows the correct answer, where’s the fun. I want mass confusion and the ability to exert my dominance over the competition.

CTRL-F “frisbee dogs”

buildings are ppl too

Forever confused by... Derek Holland is a loser for repeating this bit vs. “have your stars!” when bit repeated in kinja

If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

Concussing the other catcher? That’s a plunking.

Calling them the unwritten rules of baseball is probably against the unwritten rules of baseball. Players will probably put icy hot in your jock unless you call them just “the rules” or “REAL baseball” or “the natural order of baseball” or “reality”. 

Quietly accepting the unwritten rules of baseball is against the unwritten rules of baseball.

I can’t wait for the next segment of “Tinactin a Fool”