The one thing I’ll say about Ray Ratto is he looks like a grizzled cop who’s too old for this shit and probably doesn’t even read Deadspin

until the colonel removes the cheeto chicken sandwich, a restaurant will be destroyed every night. this i swear to you

It’s just you.

Travel.

and he’s gonna Eurostep his way right the fuck out of Milwaukee

Parity > dynasty 

“What could possibly go wrong?”

To be clear, the Thunder don’t have any kind of plan here.

But...

“the dominance of New York and L.A. over the Midwest has existed at least since Kareem Abdul-Jabbar forced his way out of Milwaukee”

There is something fundamentally wrong with player contracts maxing out at 5 years (and the trend for most being essentially 3-year deals) while a team can trade picks that are 7 years out.

“Dude, shut up, I’ve been watching this Calvinball marathon on ESPN8 for like six hours.”

“Take shrooms and stuff will be interesting” is an evergreen take and I fully support it.

You are so on the money.

-once upon a time diehard music fan (now a 25+ year music industry vet) who had the blissful naivete sucked out of her because of her job.

Manfred’s been mostly invisible to me, but this mendaciousness about the ball is not a good look. They bought the damned company who makes the balls! Of course they are manipulating them. To say otherwise is to treat all baseball fans like idiots, which, accuracy notwithstanding, is not how the commissioner should…

“...and there is no evidence that either the G-League or the ACC would accept the Knicks.”

Does Rob Manfred Even Like Baseball?

You’re weird.

Here’s MLB’s troubles in a nutshell:

Did you just bet that no one's going to be able to name fine players from the 2013 series on a site where they play a game every couple weeks where they remember nobodies from 1978?