So we have six amateurs who planned to rob Ortiz and the first step in the master plan was to shoot him in the back in front of 100 people and then run away.

2a. The Warriors Medical Staff Is Now The Sixers Medical Staff

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

This comment. With no special insight, it seems that consistency in kicking is more psychological than physical (ie not about leg strength, but repetition of technique) similar to a golf swing. Adding an unnecessary psychological component, just seems stupid.

One thing they ought to do is stop fucking worrying about recreating the situation from last year. They’ve managed to make this A Thing that we’re all going to have to deal with for years.

Okay, then managers can’t hold up the game by entering the field of play to yell their displeasure at the ump. 

I think it’s important to note on every article about how much Angel Hernandez sucks that he is suing MLB for racial discrimination because he didn’t get enough post-season assignments, which are handed out on merit to umpires who don’t suck.

Kevin Durant is definitely reading this.

uh, God’s not really a big fan of calves, especially Golden ones

I didn’t even know they had laws in Florida.

I think if there was a true wall separating the money and the administration of the institution and the sports this would be a good thing. In reality, this is just a scam.

Boy, I hope the horse I invested in, which is scheduled to race Santa Anita this week, fares better. Giddy-up, Spinal Tap Drummer!

Mein Fuhrer, I can walk!... in the 5th inning.

Chris Paul would have injured his hamstring while dropping the pizza and attempting to draw a foul.

This is why I love Deadspin, FWIW. Nobody "sticks to sports," because ultimately sports are pretty fucking petty when not considered in a broader sociocultural context.

The degree to which sportswriters think that petty bullshit like this matters is just staggering.

“First of all, Karen is a tool and no one is ever going to believe that a real life man propositioned her for sex. Have you seen her???? And if a real life man did proposition her for sex there’s zero chance she “shrugged it off”. I get they eventually had sex I just have a ton of doubt it went down the way she wrote…

Lorne Michaels is a perfectionist?  A perfectionist of what?  Mediocrity?

So he takes Davidson on a trip while being downright nasty to everyone else? Seems more like part of the “daddy” routine.