Finally, something good happened on Twitter

Double-A Harrisburg, where Rosenthal has been pitching since May 11

Deadspin doesn’t use corporate names for athletic emporia because of some predictable moral tic

If Ferrari really wanted to blow our minds they would come out with something like a Miata for $50k.

About how I feel about any supercar reveal at this point. 

From everything I’ve heard, the drive is to get there, no matter where you live in the area, is such a pain that it’s not worth it. Ten dollars less on admission when you still have to be stuck in traffic for an extra hour probably isn’t justifiable enough. Citation: I live in Brooklyn, about 1.5 hours on the train…

A black hole accurately describes most of the area between Tampa and Miami, so yes, a black, meth-fueled hole.

Zero stats suggest Boogie is a positive on that team, but go off.

The Raps don’t need to win. They just require two wins in the series to help Kawhi decide he’ll have more future success in Toronto than LA. Couple that with the Max Contract and he’ll stay in Toronto.

Take them off the car and run them through the dishwasher

THANK YOU FOR YOUR DEDICATION!

and if you didn’t know it, me and a bunch of other people in the Deadspin comments would be happy to tell you for free!

Mets fan here. Why the fuck would I pay someone to fucking tell me the Mets suck?? I FUCKING KNOW THAT! I AM A METS FAN.

if this one ends with the rest of the league ripping off their idea and convincing other additional outlets to start paying for coverage, then I guess you ... have to hand it to them?

No it is not. Sports is entertainment. Watching the equivalent of The Grassy Knoll video for 10 minutes 5 times a game while nothing else happens is not entertaining.

Please accept my assistance in yelling at this cloud. 

This article is cursed

What? No.