Why do you think people are willing to spend so much per square foot just to live there?

Because people are dumb and think it’s worth it?

Because living in a brick McMansion 5-10 miles from anything of interest and the most culturally significant thing in the area being the first McDonalds in the metro suburban area sounds like actual hell to me.

If Doktor’s nickname isn’t The Proctologist, I’m giving up on life.

I believe the technical term for a Butt Doktor is a Proktologist.

Western Christian High School player Caleb Doktor

Mercy!

The last decade, mortgage rates have been historically low and stock market growth historically high, so you really shouldn’t be paying for your houses with cash. Use it for the road trip strip clubs and coke.

Personally as a baseball fan living in NYC who is not a Mets fan, I LOVE this time of year because it means cut-rate tickets from here on out and some of the best options for beer and food of any ballpark in the country. See you soon CitiField!

welp, i guess that crosses you both off my list

They must go absolutely postal for a guy in that.

Ladies.

Type of car? Meh, whatever..

Well, did they?

please, no more.  this is all so depressing

A slight update: The unnamed staffer actually only claimed they were better at being a horse than the horse lady. In the interest of partial transparency, here is a copied and pasted list of claims they made, verbatim:

I had to pause the first video and take a look around to make sure I’m still a human on this planet. I need an adult to help me explain to me the feelings I’m having right now.

He’s 51, the same age I was the day I was diagnosed colon cancer. I’m not boasting, but I handled my worst day slightly better than Steve-O up there.

Pope Thrower for Jets GM

I hope Durant tells them to fuck off.  And I'm a Knicks fan