You guys are old.

must have been an editing error, as Ivan Stewart’s Super Off Road is completely missing from this list

BLUE WIZARD CASTS IMPULSE CONTROL

I remember spending many American dollarydoos playing DDR in HS/college. I talked about it all the time in college but my fellow RAs never saw my play. Then we were on some weekend team retreat at a hotel and we wandered into a nearby Best Buy, and it had a DDR set up. They demanded I play (presumably so they could…

1. Pinball

Fun arcade story time!
A buddy and I spent DOLLARS beating Double Dragon back in the day. On both of our last quarters we managed to use teamwork and beat the final boss. HOWEVA, If you finish the game cooperatively, you and your buddy have to fight to the death to get the girl (because the patriarchy is real and it…

Geez, the Tim Marchman corpse is still warm and you have to go and post a worse list than Cereals, Ranked?

Street Fighter?! I’m sorry, I’m going to need you to clarify. Are we talking the regular six button variant used in future sequels or the “deluxe” version with the two, large pressure sensors which determined the strength and speed of the attack based on- *crushed by falling bookshelf filled with unopened One Punch…

Freddie: *smashes a home run*
Me: *makes fun of little Charlie for getting owned by his dad*
Freddie: *runs offscreen*
Me (seeing that he never returns to the picture): “Just like my dad!”

Freddie: *smashes a home run*
Me: *makes fun of little Charlie for getting owned by his dad*
Freddie: *runs offscreen*
Me (not understanding object permanence): “Where’d he go?!”

With a little luck, this child will one day overcome his Fredipal Complex.

I drove down for opening day in 2018 to see the Cubs play there. It would have been sweet if the Marlins had a single player on their roster at that point who was worth watching too. I like seeing opposing teams with good players. 

Why did the MLB agree to a debt-financed purchase? It’s such an obvious recipe for disaster, and they just went through this whole thing with the Dodgers. Having broke-ass owners damages the product on the field. Is it just because it artificially inflates the sticker price of the team being sold? Because it sure…

never had an off-field incident

Again: this team’s outfield consisted of Stanton, Yelich, and Ozuna as of 2 seasons ago.

Here’s a fun fact about the Marlins:

People came out to see and were excited by Renteria and Conine and Sheffield and Hernandez in 1997.

Denbo sounds like one of these modern execs of all stripes who thinks that looking like you care is exactly the same as succeeding in the enterprise.

I fucking love Jeter’s self-inflicted damage to his reputation. I hope he sticks around for like 30 years and keeps digging himself deeper and deeper, so that when he dies someday he’s remembered more as the shitty owner of the Marlins than as a Yankees shortstop.

I like Bryce Harper and all, but given his career, I don’t think anyone should be remotely surprised by his production so far, and it’s not unreasonable to suspect that this is pretty much him as a player.  I still think he’ll make the Phillies better over the next few years, and I’m happy to have him.  But I can’t…